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Most kids don't have he physical ability to shoot a basketball or throw an accurate forward pass or get a pitch over the plate, let alone hit one. Any kid can play soccer in about 8'seconds and you just need a ball and the ground

No, most kids don't have the skill to do what professional soccer players do with the ball either. It requires at least as much (more in fact) skill as shooting a basketball or throwing a forward pass.
 

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More sheer ignorance, and all because you just don't "get" soccer. It's the height of arrogance to rubbish things others love passionately and get all the same things from that you get from football and hockey. It's all about personal taste. It's all subjective.
Watching you embarrassingly downplay the game is similar to listening to my UK friends rubbish American football.

"Just a bunch a fat pussies in space suits who can't run a hundred yards without needing an oxygen mask".

"Rugby for ******s who need body armor ".

"LOL @ a sport that's so exciting that people talk about the commercials more than the game".

"Garbage entertainment for drooling morons with the attention span of a gnat, who can't focus on something for 5 minutes without being reminded that they exist to buy bud light and salute their flag".

I've heard all the ignorant, uninformed stupidity on that side of the pond about American football. Thank goodness I have the likes of FBHNP, bearsbud and desperado to remind me that ignorance about "other people's sports/culture" is not limited to Britain.

Once I saw this thread, I knew I'd see our resident 'all thing Euro are awesome' would of course say soccer is the greatest sport in the world and we plebian Americans just Rent sophisticated enough to get it.

Ever dawn on you that perhaps many of us HAVE consumed countless soccer games and simply don't enjoy it? With three young sons and one who is addicted to soccer, I've been to and watched more games than I can imagine. Even after consuming that much, I simply don't like the game and find it mind numbingly boring. Please tell me how that is born of ignorance?

By the same token, you said you don't like baseball. Therefore you are ignorant and don't get the game. See what I did there?

Ironically enough, there are millions of American sports fans who don't like baseball OR soccer.

We get it. You are the 'all things Euro are awesome and better' guy. You are guilty of the shit shit you spend every thread ripping on 'Mericans about
 

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No, most kids don't have the skill to do what professional soccer players do with the ball either. It requires at least as much (more in fact) skill as shooting a basketball or throwing a forward pass.
Call me when you have kids and/or coach kids. You are simply wrong. There is a reason that parks are filled with 5 year olds playing soccer but not basketball. Any child can kick a ball forward. They cannot, however, shoot a heavy basketball through a net even lowered to 8'
 

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Curling FTW!

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I'm thinking "lingerie curling" :D
 

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Once I saw this thread, I knew I'd see our resident 'all thing Euro are awesome' would of course say soccer is the greatest sport in the world and we plebian Americans just Rent sophisticated enough to get it.

You obviously haven't read a word I've written in this thread if that's what you think I'm saying. Unsurprising.
 

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By the same token, you said you don't like baseball. Therefore you are ignorant and don't get the game. See what I did there?

Ironically enough, there are millions of American sports fans who don't like baseball OR soccer.

We get it. You are the 'all things Euro are awesome and better' guy. You are guilty of the shit shit you spend every thread ripping on 'Mericans about

Here is what I said about baseball and this topic in general .....

" It's all subjective. Personally I love both football games (American football and what the rest of the world calls football) more than any other sports. I can't put one above the other, they're both awesome to me. I can't stand baseball but I'm not going to tell a baseball fanatic that their sport sucks, because obviously it doesn't since it's giving it's hardcore fans just as much excitement and joy as football and soccer give me."


If you take that to mean "soccer is the best, everything baseball related sucks, and everything European is superior" then you're a fucking idiot. I know you're not an idiot though, and can do better if you put your mind to it.
 

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Curling is a lot of fun to play. I tried it once (drunk), it was a blast.
 

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I couldn't find any that fit, so it had to be t-shirt/jeans curling :(
 

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It's actually a lot harder than I ever thought it would be(curling).
 

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I actually watched some golf this morning. It was 4am and there was nothing on (plus they were playing at Sun City, so I was hoping I might spy some people I know chilling in the audience), but god damn was that fucking painful.
 

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