Bathroom Question

[BaBaBlacksheep]

If there are two urinals in a bathroom and a stall, and you walk in and one urinal is open. Do u use it or go to the stall?

Obviously this pertains to #1 only.

Stole this from David Kaplan on Twitter and thought the question was more interesting than anything on the Bears board right now.

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

Every time.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

Every time.

You use the urinal correct?

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

You use the urinal correct?

Yes, and I widen my stance a bit to make the other guy feel uncomfortable.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

Yes, and I widen my stance a bit to make the other guy feel uncomfortable.

I get back at guys like you by shaking a few drops your way after I'm done.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

I would use the urinal.

 

[Tater]

Urinal. I don't have stage fright.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

Kaplan's Twitter poll ended up about 52/48 with guys choosing the urinal over the stall. Considering all the Alphas on CCS I expect no one here would use the stall.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

Follow up question....

The troughs at Wrigley:

Gross?

or

Part of the experience?

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Follow up question....

The troughs at Wrigley:

Gross?

or

Male bonding?

Part of the experience.

Although when you are 9 it can be a little overwhelming. So many Dad dicks flopping around close to your head.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

Part of the experience.

Although when you are 9 it can be a little overwhelming. So many Dad dicks flopping around close to your head.

That's more of the wording I was looking for. Thnx

 

[Burque]

Urinal

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[Burque]

Well... Unless I have to take a shit.

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[bearmick]

Urinal. This scenario happens every day at work.

However if someone is stinking up the shitter I will leave and go to another bathroom.

I will never piss in a stall at work because the seat is usually down. I'm too polite to risk hitting the seat and too prissy to touch where someone's ass germs have been.

 

[KoreanBear]

Is there a divider between the urinals?
I'll 100% use the urinal if there is a divider.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

Is there a divider between the urinals?
I'll 100% use the urinal if there is a divider.

For the purpose of this question I'm going to say no divider.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Is there a divider between the urinals?
I'll 100% use the urinal if there is a divider.

Are you that self conscious about your unit?

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

Follow up question....

The troughs at Wrigley:

Gross?

or

Part of the experience?

I figured you meant Wrigley when you said 'urinal'

 

[DC]

Always urinal bc I'm not a *****. Also, Always courtesy flush before I start wiping.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

Always urinal bc I'm not a *****. Also, Always courtesy flush before I start wiping.

No one is saying sit down. Maybe some people just like privacy. Or maybe they're embarrassed by their little peckers? Or they need to pick their nose before leaving. This is a safe place here, please settle down good sir.