Bathroom Question

[bearmick]

Albert seems upset

Not sure what's triggered the poor little fella today.

 

[bearmick]

What do you do when someone insults you?

I haven't even read one of your posts in like a month, far less responded to you. But I apologize if something I've said in the past has caused you ongoing distress. I hope you get all the support you need in this difficult time.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

you got issues mane.. not to continue derailing.. the only nasty prank ive ever done was pop open a bunch of tin cat/dog food at a grocery store and rotate them to the back behind rows of closed ones.. that isle smelled rotten as **** for a couple weeks..

That's messed up man. lol

 

[SERE Bear]

Urinal. Usually followed by a comment like “Hey, nice watch!”

 

[Guess Who]

I haven't even read one of your posts in like a month, far less responded to you. But I apologize if something I've said in the past has caused you ongoing distress. I hope you get all the support you need in this difficult time.

There you go again. Liar. Apology accepted.

 

[bearmick]

There you go again. Liar. Apology accepted.

No, I really haven't. Unless you post as someone else.

This is a really bad way to get busted for an alt, Albert.

 

[LordKOTL]

Urinal.

To mess with someone's head if they start talking to me I'll say, "Watch out, the water's cold."

 

[Guess Who]

No, I really haven't. Unless you post as someone else.

This is a really bad way to get busted for an alt, Albert.

I suppose you really don't think you do when you do. It's in your DNA. I'll end this now but you're on double secret probation.

 

[Burque]

Urinal.

To mess with someone's head if they start talking to me I'll say, "Watch out, the water's cold."

Heard this one several times before and the standard off the cuff response is "And DEEP!"


There is also the ever faithful "You don't buy beer, you just rent it."

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

There's a bar in the Vail/Beaver Creek area that when you stand at the urinal theres a big two way mirror...you look out into the whole bar but the wall on the other side with the mirror has a row of beer taps so you are looking at the bartender facing you while pulling a beer and you're pissing in the urinal.

 

[Burque]

There's a bar in the Vail/Beaver Creek area that when you stand at the urinal theres a big two way mirror...you look out into the whole bar but the wall on the other side with the mirror has a row of beer taps so you are looking at the bartender facing you while pulling a beer and you're pissing in the urinal.

That's awesome.

There is a similar thing here but it's just a window above the trough in this bar where you are looking outside at the parking lot. Kinda stage to watch random people walk into the bar while you piss, and conversely when you are walking in seeing people standing there and knowing what they are doing.

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[nc0gnet0]

For the purpose of this question I'm going to say no divider.

Urinal unless the two urinals are of different height, and the shorty is the one open, then I go to the stall. As to Bearmick being afraid of ass germs, flip the lid with your foot.

 

[nc0gnet0]

One time when I had some kind of stomach flu, I made the mistake of meeting a couple of friends for food and drinks in some place I hadn't been before. Shortly after I got there, I felt it coming on and had to get the bathroom immediately. So I did. I practically ran to it, busted through the door, straight for the first stall, and got my pants down with less than a second to spare. It was explosive.

A few seconds later in the stall next to me I heard someone texting, which was embarrassing as I thought I was the only person in the bathroom. But a little funny nonetheless. I figured I'd get up and leave quickly before they saw me, because I didn't want them to know who I was and point me out to people as the dude who had explosive diarrhea. So I got up, wiped, washed my hands quickly and went to the door.

As I was leaving I looked over to the other bathroom opposite me, and on the door was the men's sign.

at which point I realized and understood why I didn't see a urinal when I was in there.

Oh well.

This is just for you Bearmick

 

[LordKOTL]

That's awesome.

There is a similar thing here but it's just a window above the trough in this bar where you are looking outside at the parking lot. Kinda stage to watch random people walk into the bar while you piss, and conversely when you are walking in seeing people standing there and knowing what they are doing.

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Trivia point: that's how they collect Budweiser in St. Louis.

Urinal unless the two urinals are of different height, and the shorty is the one open, then I go to the stall. As to Bearmick being afraid of ass germs, flip the lid with your foot.

Look, if falling into a septic tank, twice, didn't kill you it's unlikely a toilet seat will.