Bathroom Question

[Ares]

What about a dwarf?

If you have a person who is just short you simply put a shorter urinal in.... like a bathroom in an elementary school.

 

[Burque]

People in wheelchairs use the handicap stall.... that's why there is a handicap stall.

Also we have no one in a wheelchair on the floor anyways.

This type of comment is rather exclusionary, and that is where lawsuits come from.

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[brett05]

If you have a person who is just short you simply put a shorter urinal in.... like a bathroom in an elementary school.

thus the midge urinal that you have.

 

[Ares]

thus the midge urinal that you have.

But it isn't just a short urinal.... it is some deformed hybrid of a urinal and a toilet.

#UrinalPurityFront

 

[clonetrooper264]

I think Ares' issue is more with the shape of this odd urinal rather than its height lol

 

[Burque]

But it isn't just a short urinal.... it is some deformed hybrid of a urinal and a toilet.

#UrinalPurityFront

 

[Ares]

All of this disturbs me

 

[Burque]

All of this disturbs me

More or less than your small emergency backup urinal?

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[Ares]

More or less than your small emergency backup urinal?

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Yes

 

[Burque]

Yes

You know you wanna piss on Trump like one of his Russian whores... Of course only if he is not on fire.

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[airtime143]

It all depends on who is at the other urinal. If it is an old dude, I am going in the stall.
I hate hearing the grunts of effort and gasps of pain from some poor old guy taking a misty, stop and go old man piss.

 

[Burque]

It all depends on who is at the other urinal. If it is an old dude, I am going in the stall.
I hate hearing the grunts of effort and gasps of pain from some poor old guy taking a misty, stop and go old man piss.

Lol all the better to saddle up, let it go full flow and let out a deep sigh of relief.

I'm kidding. Respect your elders.

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[Guess Who]

Urinal. This scenario happens every day at work.

However if someone is stinking up the shitter I will leave and go to another bathroom.

I will never piss in a stall at work because the seat is usually down. I'm too polite to risk hitting the seat and too prissy to touch where someone's ass germs have been.

That's what I thought you would say. Beta man.

 

[Guess Who]

One time when I had some kind of stomach flu, I made the mistake of meeting a couple of friends for food and drinks in some place I hadn't been before. Shortly after I got there, I felt it coming on and had to get the bathroom immediately. So I did. I practically ran to it, busted through the door, straight for the first stall, and got my pants down with less than a second to spare. It was explosive.

A few seconds later in the stall next to me I heard someone texting, which was embarrassing as I thought I was the only person in the bathroom. But a little funny nonetheless. I figured I'd get up and leave quickly before they saw me, because I didn't want them to know who I was and point me out to people as the dude who had explosive diarrhea. So I got up, wiped, washed my hands quickly and went to the door.

As I was leaving I looked over to the other bathroom opposite me, and on the door was the men's sign.

at which point I realized and understood why I didn't see a urinal when I was in there
Oh well.

You are more comfortable there anyway. Besides, aren't there laws protecting you now?

 

[Ares]

Albert seems upset

 

[Hawkeye OG]

You are more comfortable there anyway. Besides, aren't there laws protecting you now?

You literally have a lot of toxic hate in your heart. I will never understand it.

 

[AussieBear]

I go #2 in the urinal and give no fucks about the kid next to me.

i saw this happen irl.. some homeless lady (assuming she was homeless by her appearance and smell) at a busy train station in sydney had that dont give a **** attitude. she came in the mens br and shit in the urinal standing up.. all the guys in there were shocked and speechless, the looks on their faces was priceless.. they didnt look away though...i couldnt stop laughing..

no, she didnt wipe...

craziest SHIT ive ever seen

 

[Hawkeye OG]

i saw this happen irl.. some homeless lady (assuming she was homeless by her appearance and smell) at a busy train station in sydney had that dont give a **** attitude. she came in the mens br and shit in the urinal standing up.. all the guys in there were shocked and speechless, the looks on their faces was priceless.. they didnt look away...i couldnt stop laughing..

no, she didnt wipe...

I've always wanted to Upper Deck someone, but I normally only poop in the AM. Whenever I was drunk at a house party in college, I never had to poop. Missed opportunities.

 

[Guess Who]

You literally have a lot of toxic hate in your heart. I will never understand it.

What do you do when someone insults you?

 

[AussieBear]

I've always wanted to Upper Deck someone, but I normally only poop in the AM. Whenever I was drunk at a house party in college, I never had to poop. Missed opportunities.

you got issues mane.. not to continue derailing.. the only nasty prank ive ever done was pop open a bunch of tin cat/dog food at a grocery store and rotate them to the back behind rows of closed ones.. that aisle smelled rotten as **** for a couple weeks..