Bathroom Question

Hawkeye OG

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Some of you are such troglodytes. That "Special person midget toilet" as you call it is actually a bidet. And tell that old **** to stop pissing in your bidet!

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See we have this issue in our work bathroom, but the problem is that we have 1 urinal next to 1 bastard midget hybrid between a urinal and a toilet.

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I never use that midget bastard thing.... but I have had dudes sidle up next to me and whip their dick out.... and then turn and start talking to me..... fucking weird.

The thing is, you can see the new tiles, there used to be a normal urinal in there before they put in the womans pisser.
 

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The thing is, you can see the new tiles, there used to be a normal urinal in there before they put in the womans pisser.

I just can't fathom why anyone would want that instead of a regular urinal
 

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Assert your dominance and piss on the guy using the urinal.
 

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If I enter a public restroom I look at the floor area under the urinal and sometimes there's an accumulation of urine that splashed out on the floor so I'll use the stall, don't care to stand in pee. Some places keep it clean and others not so much.
 

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I can literally go anywhere.

I usually drop my pants to the ankles though...
generally keeps the space next to you open.
 

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I have a habit as well, after I take a shit in a public toilet I do the right thing and put the seat up so the next guy that has to shit doesn't have to worry about the pee seat problem.

I personally think that dudes should create an understanding that after you shit in a public toilet you should raise the seat standard. That way the assholes wont pee on it because they are too lazy to raise it.


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I just can't fathom why anyone would want that instead of a regular urinal
The answer is simple. Someone in a wheelchair would want to use that urinal...

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The answer is simple. Someone in a wheelchair would want to use that urinal...

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People in wheelchairs use the handicap stall.... that's why there is a handicap stall.

Also we have no one in a wheelchair on the floor anyways.
 

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People in wheelchairs use the handicap stall.... that's why there is a handicap stall.

Also we have no one in a wheelchair on the floor anyways.

you never know when you might tho
 

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Has anyone ever been using the Handicap stall when a Handicapped person came in and actually needed to use it?

Never happened to me, but would be really awkward.
 

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