Bathroom Question

[HeHateMe]

I will never understand why urinating as close to someone else as possible is some sort of component to the "manliness equation" and will likely every time opt for the stall anyways because it is mich more relaxing of an experience to sit down, and actually is more efficient because you can fully evacuate your bladder faster and more efficiently in a seated position according to literally every urologist I've conversed with. Personally I make other people uncomfortable when I stand close to them anyways because of my height so for their well-being I think it is a matter of courtesy to allow them to pea without me making them feel uncomfortable.

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

How tall are you?

 

[HeHateMe]

How tall are you?

I am 6 feet 7 inches bare and flat-footed, cold. In my work shoes add onto that an additional 1.5 inches in total height.

 

[number51]

I am 6 feet 7 inches bare and flat-footed, cold. In my work shoes add onto that an additional 1.5 inches in total height.

Wait, you wear heels and sit when you pee? Dude, WTF?

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

I am 6 feet 7 inches bare and flat-footed, cold. In my work shoes add onto that an additional 1.5 inches in total height.

[video=youtube;11_xf7K0C1k]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11_xf7K0C1k[/video]

 

[Crystallas]

I go #2 in the urinal and give no fucks about the kid next to me.

 

[KoreanBear]

Are you that self conscious about your unit?

I have a small penis

 

[KoreanBear]

I am 6 feet 7 inches bare and flat-footed, cold. In my work shoes add onto that an additional 1.5 inches in total height.

Do you play TE?:thinking:

 

[Ares]

See we have this issue in our work bathroom, but the problem is that we have 1 urinal next to 1 bastard midget hybrid between a urinal and a toilet.

I never use that midget bastard thing.... but I have had dudes sidle up next to me and whip their dick out.... and then turn and start talking to me..... fucking weird.

 

[Tater]

I never use that midget bastard thing.... but I have had dudes sidle up next to me and whip their dick out.... and then turn and start talking to me..... fucking weird.

Sorry. I just had coffee and was feeling talkative.

 

[clonetrooper264]

See we have this issue in our work bathroom, but the problem is that we have 1 urinal next to 1 bastard midget hybrid between a urinal and a toilet.

I never use that midget bastard thing.... but I have had dudes sidle up next to me and whip their dick out.... and then turn and start talking to me..... fucking weird.

Because of this absurd situation we have, I go stall every time for this bathroom if one urinal is open.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

See we have this issue in our work bathroom, but the problem is that we have 1 urinal next to 1 bastard midget hybrid between a urinal and a toilet.

I never use that midget bastard thing.... but I have had dudes sidle up next to me and whip their dick out.... and then turn and start talking to me..... fucking weird.

What kind of fucking toilet is that? Do you poop there? Who would design something like that. Truly bizarre. In that situation, I would go in the stall.

 

[bearmick]

One time when I had some kind of stomach flu, I made the mistake of meeting a couple of friends for food and drinks in some place I hadn't been before. Shortly after I got there, I felt it coming on and had to get the bathroom immediately. So I did. I practically ran to it, busted through the door, straight for the first stall, and got my pants down with less than a second to spare. It was explosive.

A few seconds later in the stall next to me I heard someone texting, which was embarrassing as I thought I was the only person in the bathroom. But a little funny nonetheless. I figured I'd get up and leave quickly before they saw me, because I didn't want them to know who I was and point me out to people as the dude who had explosive diarrhea. So I got up, wiped, washed my hands quickly and went to the door.

As I was leaving I looked over to the other bathroom opposite me, and on the door was the men's sign.

at which point I realized and understood why I didn't see a urinal when I was in there.

Oh well.

 

[brett05]

I use the stall whenever possible. I don't have company in my home bathroom, why would I want it in a public one?

 

[BNB]

Depends. In public, usually the urinal. At work, usually the stall. And it has everything to do with the fact that I hate small talk, especially when I'm taking a piss.

 

[didshereallysaythat]

One time when I had some kind of stomach flu, I made the mistake of meeting a couple of friends for food and drinks in some place I hadn't been before. Shortly after I got there, I felt it coming on and had to get the bathroom immediately. So I did. I practically ran to it, busted through the door, straight for the first stall, and got my pants down with less than a second to spare. It was explosive.

A few seconds later in the stall next to me I heard someone texting, which was embarrassing as I thought I was the only person in the bathroom. But a little funny nonetheless. I figured I'd get up and leave quickly before they saw me, because I didn't want them to know who I was and point me out to people as the dude who had explosive diarrhea. So I got up, wiped, washed my hands quickly and went to the door.

As I was leaving I looked over to the other bathroom opposite me, and on the door was the men's sign.

at which point I realized and understood why I didn't see a urinal when I was in there.

Oh well.

Was there a candy box on the side of the stall?

 

[didshereallysaythat]

If I am at work and see there is someone I know taking a piss and don't want them to start talking to me, I will go to the stall. I don't care if I literally just discussed something with you, I don't want to talk to you when I am taking a piss.

 

[Ares]

What kind of fucking toilet is that? Do you poop there? Who would design something like that. Truly bizarre. In that situation, I would go in the stall.

We share the floor with a group of law firms.... one old old old dude pisses in that midget toilet.... he's the only one I know of.

My theory is he lobbied the building management to put it in for some reason before we moved into the space on that floor and they found it easier to let him have his Special person midget toilet than fight him on it.

I honestly cannot come up with a reason for having that thing instead of a 2nd regular urinal.

 

[number51]

We share the floor with a group of law firms.... one old old old dude pisses in that midget toilet.... he's the only one I know of.

My theory is he lobbied the building management to put it in for some reason before we moved into the space on that floor and they found it easier to let him have his Special person midget toilet than fight him on it.

I honestly cannot come up with a reason for having that thing instead of a 2nd regular urinal.

Some of you are such troglodytes. That "Special person midget toilet" as you call it is actually a bidet. And tell that old **** to stop pissing in your bidet!

 

[Burque]

Urinal. This scenario happens every day at work.

However if someone is stinking up the shitter I will leave and go to another bathroom.

I will never piss in a stall at work because the seat is usually down. I'm too polite to risk hitting the seat and too prissy to touch where someone's ass germs have been.

I have a habit as well, after I take a shit in a public toilet I do the right thing and put the seat up so the next guy that has to shit doesn't have to worry about the pee seat problem.

I personally think that dudes should create an understanding that after you shit in a public toilet you should raise the seat standard. That way the assholes wont pee on it because they are too lazy to raise it.