Bizarre Death and injury thread

[MassHavoc]

Fireworks

What's so bizarre? Idiot lights firework, firework go boom.

I just don't understand some people sometimes.

 

[Kerfuffle]

Same thing happened in Downers Grove 4 years ago



http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/woodridge/news/x28609968

 

[CLWolf81]

I doubt this will be beaten by anything on here.



It's got everything... an insane premise, crazy people, crushing irony, sex, crime, and sex crime. An Irish woman died after an allergic reaction to a dog — a dog she had sex with. Yes. Really.

 

[bri]

I doubt this will be beaten by anything on here.



It's got everything... an insane premise, crazy people, crushing irony, sex, crime, and sex crime. An Irish woman died after an allergic reaction to a dog — a dog she had sex with. Yes. Really.

How do you order a dog to do that? How does the dog even know what that means? And how does one even go about doing that? My mind won't even let me imagine it.

 

[sth]

How do you order a dog to do that? How does the dog even know what that means? And how does one even go about doing that? My mind won't even let me imagine it.

I've always wondered the same thing. Why would a dog do that to a human lady? Dogs only like dogs i would think. By the way wouldn't the lady know she was allergic to dogs before she did that?

 

[MassHavoc]

Close it down.

 

[sth]

CWolf you and TSD could really be excellent competitors in a shock off. You both are excellent at shocking people.

 

[TSD]

How do you order a dog to do that? How does the dog even know what that means? And how does one even go about doing that? My mind won't even let me imagine it.

You dont order a dog to hump your leg do you? Ive seen dogs hump furniture, piles of clothes, air, legs, the list goes on. I imagine all she had to do was get on all fours and the dog got the basic idea and went to town.



Hell my dogs were stupid and couldnt even get it right and humped eachothers heads.

 

[BigPete]

Hell my dogs were stupid and couldnt even get it right and humped eachothers heads.

That's called family planning.

 

[winos5]

That's called family planning.

I don't know about that, the stupid seem to have no problem pro-creating.



Not to take away from the shock value of the story, but I've read worse/more shocking in that category. I'll post one if I can find it, but I can't do that internet search at work.

 

[BigPete]

I meant humping the wrong hole might as well be abstinence.

 

[MassHavoc]

I don't know about that, the stupid seem to have no problem pro-creating.



Not to take away from the shock value of the story, but I've read worse/more shocking in that category. I'll post one if I can find it, but I can't do that internet search at work.

hahaha well just make sure it doesn't get Ton kicked off the server either!

 

[bri]

You dont order a dog to hump your leg do you? Ive seen dogs hump furniture, piles of clothes, air, legs, the list goes on. I imagine all she had to do was get on all fours and the dog got the basic idea and went to town.



Hell my dogs were stupid and couldnt even get it right and humped eachothers heads.

Not to sound like Mrs Schwartz, but



"They probably learned it from you"

 

[winos5]

Like Father like Son

 

[CLWolf81]

Like Father like Son

"Shocking"

 

[CLWolf81]

CWolf you and TSD could really be excellent competitors in a shock off. You both are excellent at shocking people.

Heheh.... you haven't seen anything yet.

 

[winos5]

How not to use your Skil Saw

 

[winos5]

Smoking is Hazardous to your health

 

[winos5]

Error

 

[winos5]

This sucked