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I was going to post a sad story from a few weeks ago where some kids were killed while detasseling corn. They were electrocuted by coming in contact with an irrigation system.
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WHere is my rimshot button!!!
I love how the picture is of a plane in mid flight, like that combined with the headline makes it seem like the guy was out for a morning fly and the plane whipped through and sucked him into the engine.
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Did you guys ever see the show 1000 ways to die? It "supposedly" is all true ways people have died and they are all crazy. While im pretty sure the "details" of the situations are fabricated, the manner of death is supposed to be true.
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I was going to make a picinic or boo boo joke, but after reading that, sweet jesus.
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It would suck to be on the recieving end of those calls. Absolutely helpless as your child is eaten alive and giving you play by play. I guess your life would amount ot a pile of shit....
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Lucky for the bear he had his hands free on? There is a bluetooth joke in there too.
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I told you guys. Dont go anywhere where shit can eat you.
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These get more gruesome all the time.
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Fitting then that this story was reported in the Express, which also amounts to a pile of shit, otherwise it'd be suitable to wipe your arse with that rag.
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I just don't get how some people's first reaction in tragedy is to make a cell phone call. I would be fighting for my life, kicking, screaming, doing anything I could to fight off the bear. I cannot imagine deciding to forgo that and make cell phone calls giving my family the play-by-play of being devoured.
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I'm sorry you don't care for the newspaper that carried the story I posted in this bizarre death and injury thread. If you could find the time to compile a list of acceptable news organizations I'm allowed to pull stories from I'd be happy to suggest you shove it up your ass.
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No, sorry, I don't have time for that, I'm too busy reading the Express article, "Stone Age Underground Tunnels Found Running From Scotland to Istanbul". Maybe the've found an account of some unfortunate soul who managed to CARVE IN STONE his epic tale of being devoured by an enormous Paleolithic gopher WHILE IT WAS ACTUALLY HAPPENING in this amazing prehistoric underground transcontinental super highway! After that, maybe the shocking article on Pamela Anderson's new line of hosiery designed for the sole purpose of enhancing a bride's sex appeal when having her garter removed on her wedding day by a megalodon.
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I saw a blurb in the elevator real quick this morning that a guy in Tennessee accidentally shot himself in both legs while driving yesterday. Anyone else see that? I guess he was reaching for his gun or something while driving and it went off?