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RYAN PACE NEVER SLEEPS
Let's face it, guys. The market for Dalton was INSANE, and you know it. Ryan Pace just GOES and GETS HIS FUCKING GUY like the FUCKING ALPHA MALE that he is!
Look at his track record. He wanted Glennon, BOOM he OUTBID EVERYONE including HIMSELF and GOT HIM. He wanted Trubisky, BOOM he OUTBID EVERYONE including HIMSELF and GOT HIM. He wanted Foles, BOOM he OUTBID EVERYONE including himself and GOT HIM.
Then he sees this shining beacon of ginger hope before his eyes. Like an orange creamsicle glistening in the sun on a hot, summer day. But he sees literally HUNDREDS of other teams lining up, ready to snatch up Dalton. Waving their cash around. 4 million here, 5 million there, 6 million over here. So what does he do? He gives him 10 FUCKING MILLION and BOOM! Finally, a decade-long dream of mine comes true. Andy Fucking Dalton is a Chicago Bear.
God damn, Ryan Pace. Standing fucking ovation, my man. You magnificent son of a bitch. You fuckin' did it!
Let's face it, guys. The market for Dalton was INSANE, and you know it. Ryan Pace just GOES and GETS HIS FUCKING GUY like the FUCKING ALPHA MALE that he is!
Look at his track record. He wanted Glennon, BOOM he OUTBID EVERYONE including HIMSELF and GOT HIM. He wanted Trubisky, BOOM he OUTBID EVERYONE including HIMSELF and GOT HIM. He wanted Foles, BOOM he OUTBID EVERYONE including himself and GOT HIM.
Then he sees this shining beacon of ginger hope before his eyes. Like an orange creamsicle glistening in the sun on a hot, summer day. But he sees literally HUNDREDS of other teams lining up, ready to snatch up Dalton. Waving their cash around. 4 million here, 5 million there, 6 million over here. So what does he do? He gives him 10 FUCKING MILLION and BOOM! Finally, a decade-long dream of mine comes true. Andy Fucking Dalton is a Chicago Bear.
God damn, Ryan Pace. Standing fucking ovation, my man. You magnificent son of a bitch. You fuckin' did it!
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