Dear Ymono

[bookjones]

Dear Ymono,



Vanilla or chocolate?

 

[jakobeast]

And pudding.

So you do know him!

 

[Ymono37]

And pudding.

and beer... you forgot beer.

 

[supraman]

Dear Ymono,

Why is it illegal to beat the shit out of hippies? I mean they are hippies, they aren't people.

 

[Ymono37]

Dear Ymono,



Along the previous lines of questioning, I think a first annual IHN convention (read: get together at a bar) is in order. Do you think it would work? Do you think people would gather in town for it or would it have to be in the burbs? Much like the Hawks convention, I think our community is just as cool. I know their have been informal get togethers revolving aroudn the Hawks convention, but I was thinking maybe something more formal but maybe with less pants? Do you think it could be done and if so, how many shoes would it take to get Bookie there?



Love,

Nerdbait

Hmmm... you propose an interesting idea. I would say your best bet would be to create a thread and see what kind of interest there is. As for City vs. Burbs - I can never tell what's easier for the bulk of people here. With some of the gatherings I've been to, I would guess either would work.



Or we just hold it at Jako's house.

Butterscotch or Pistachio?

Depends on what it is flavoring. Ice cream - pistachio. Candies - butterscotch. With that said, I do enjoy both.

 

[Ymono37]

Dear Ymono,



Vanilla or chocolate?

Why settle for one when you can get both - Swirl, baby!

Dear Ymono,

Why is it illegal to beat the shit out of hippies? I mean they are hippies, they aren't people.

You can't physically harm those that have different opinions than you. Sure they smell bad and don't have opinions based on reality most of the time, but they believe in something and that's a hell of a lot more than most people these days.

 

[supraman]

Why settle for one when you can get both - Swirl, baby!





You can't physically harm those that have different opinions than you. Sure they smell bad and don't have opinions based on reality most of the time, but they believe in something and that's a hell of a lot more than most people these days.

But they are hippies do they really count?

 

[mikita's helmet]

Swirl, baby!

My motto & mantra.

 

[mikita's helmet]

Dear Ymono:



What exactly do I need to do in life so that I can finally get me some BADASS Charlotte Olympia (http://shop.nordstro...n=keywordsearch) shoes?

Shoe-HO!

 

[bookjones]

Shoe-HO!

And? Your point is?

 

[mikita's helmet]

And? Your point is?

if the shoe fits...

 

[bookjones]

if the shoe fits...

Damn skippy.

 

[Ymono37]

But they are hippies do they really count?

According to Decartes they do.

Damn skippy.

Mmmmm.... peanut butter.

 

[MassHavoc]

Dear Ymono,

I love Pudding, and I love peanut butter, but I don't like Peanut Butter Pudding. Why is that?



Love,

Barry and Levon... AWEEEEEEeeee Yeaahhhhh

 

[Tater]

Dear Ymono,



I hate peanut butter but love Panut Butter Crunch.

Why is this?

 

[supraman]

According to Decartes they do.

Mmmmm.... peanut butter.

But **** that guy, right?

 

[supraman]

Dear Ymono,



I hate peanut butter but love Panut Butter Crunch.

Why is this?

you're a fucking weirdo?

 

[Ymono37]

Dear Ymono,

I love Pudding, and I love peanut butter, but I don't like Peanut Butter Pudding. Why is that?



Love,

Barry and Levon... AWEEEEEEeeee Yeaahhhhh

Because you're eating it wrong... it goes in your MOUTH not your asshole.

Dear Ymono,



I hate peanut butter but love Panut Butter Crunch.

Why is this?

Because, as I'm inclined to believe the marketing states, "You and the Cap'n make it happen."



Many don't realize that Captain Morgan has got nuthin' on Cap'n Crunch. Morgan might be cook, but look at the crazed look in Crunch's eyes... he WILL MESS YOUR SHIT UP.



Rumor has it he once watched a pack of coyotes take over and successfully operate a Wendy's.

 

[Ymono37]

But **** that guy, right?

I'm sure many high-schoolers and college students would like to never see or here from him again... but I'd like to think his additions to both geometry and philosophy were integral to the development of human thinking.

 

[bri]

Dear Ymono,



Do I really need to buy my wife flowers everyday? By everyday, I mean that I have flowers ready before she wakes up, then sent to her job, and finally 2 dozen roses when she gets home. I know that she says that she is saving all of the flowers to spread around the guest bedroom for our annual fornication, but it has been 3 years since the last time...since the 5 carat ring did not work, I just need to know that the flowers will.

I know this is the Dear Ymono thread, but, wanted to suggest that you try some remote control panties. That way you can send her that little special reminder all day long. Way better than flowers.