Dear Ymono

[Ymono37]

Ymono tip:



Don't order Papa John's and then think you have time to take a shit, you don't. Besides, after eating Papa John's, you'll just have to take another shit.



*cue "More You Know" jingle*

 

[supraman]

I'm sure many high-schoolers and college students would like to never see or here from him again... but I'd like to think his additions to both geometry and philosophy were integral to the development of human thinking.

**** philosophy and geometry too though? Right. I mean I barely passed geometry in the first place.

 

[supraman]

Dear Ymono,

So get this, I walked into Winghouse last night (think hooters type place). One of the bartenders says to me "Go Hawks" as I am sporting my hawks hoodie. So I reply with a hell yeah go hawks, then she says we got the player she wanted....Carbomb, well being rather annoyed with Carbomb at the moment I said she could have him (don't worry this is going somewhere eventually) so anyway come to find out she's a Devils fan. Now she's a solid 9.5 I mean she's awfully fucking close to a 10, the other bartender is like an 11 or something. So Ymono do I forgive her for her flaws of being a devils fan and how the hell do I play this? I mean I'm not a 9.5, I'm like a 1.21111111 or something.

 

[Tater]

Dear Ymono,



What's with all the players these days with hyphenated last names? (Ryan Nugent-Hopkins, Devante Smith-Pelly....)



Also, why do announcers (Foley) almost always call players by their last name, but there are exceptions: PekkaRinne, FedorTyutin...... where they just smoosh the whole name into one.

Do they think it sounds "cool"?

 

[mikita's helmet]

I know this is the Dear Ymono thread, but, wanted to suggest that you try some remote control panties. That way you can send her that little special reminder all day long. Way better than flowers.

Or wear them yourself, Biscuit.

 

[BiscuitintheBasket]

I know this is the Dear Ymono thread, but, wanted to suggest that you try some remote control panties. That way you can send her that little special reminder all day long. Way better than flowers.

But...but...but that is what I do.



















































Oh right, for her.

 

[Ymono37]

Dear Ymono,

So get this, I walked into Winghouse last night (think hooters type place). One of the bartenders says to me "Go Hawks" as I am sporting my hawks hoodie. So I reply with a hell yeah go hawks, then she says we got the player she wanted....Carbomb, well being rather annoyed with Carbomb at the moment I said she could have him (don't worry this is going somewhere eventually) so anyway come to find out she's a Devils fan. Now she's a solid 9.5 I mean she's awfully fucking close to a 10, the other bartender is like an 11 or something. So Ymono do I forgive her for her flaws of being a devils fan and how the hell do I play this? I mean I'm not a 9.5, I'm like a 1.21111111 or something.

I guess it all depends on what you're looking to get out of said lady... to date? Perhaps forgiveness is NOT an option. But if you're dating a lady , is it more important she like hockey regardless of the team or not care for the sport at all? If it's more physical satisfaction, forgiveness is almost guaranteed and her team affiliation shouldn't even matter.



With that said, I would go in with caution as the girls that typically work in these establishments are aware of just how necessary their livelihood comes from being "nice" to male patrons.



I say give it a shot. What's the worst that could happen, she says no?

Dear Ymono,



What's with all the players these days with hyphenated last names? (Ryan Nugent-Hopkins, Devante Smith-Pelly....)



Also, why do announcers (Foley) almost always call players by their last name, but there are exceptions: PekkaRinne, FedorTyutin...... where they just smoosh the whole name into one.

Do they think it sounds "cool"?

I think it's because a lot of hockey players come from countries that love consonants so they try and pile as many as they logically can in a name.



Well, Foley is usually drunk, so is there any rhyme or reason for the way he does things? Also - I think the exception with PekkaRinne is so that they don't confuse the name with Olive Garden's latest monthly special.

But...but...but that is what I do.



Oh right, for her.

I say keep wearing them. Do I dare ask where you're putting that vibration cell?

 

[BiscuitintheBasket]

I say keep wearing them. Do I dare ask where you're putting that vibration cell?

That is for me to know and you to find out

 

[MassHavoc]

Dear Ymono,

What are your qualifacations and credentials for being able to run this thread?



Love,

Heywood Jablome

 

[supraman]

Dear Ymono,

What are your qualifacations and credentials for being able to run this thread?



Love,

Heywood Jablome

I heard he touches cid's balls and was imparted with cid's ball's wisdom

 

[supraman]

I guess it all depends on what you're looking to get out of said lady... to date? Perhaps forgiveness is NOT an option. But if you're dating a lady , is it more important she like hockey regardless of the team or not care for the sport at all? If it's more physical satisfaction, forgiveness is almost guaranteed and her team affiliation shouldn't even matter.



With that said, I would go in with caution as the girls that typically work in these establishments are aware of just how necessary their livelihood comes from being "nice" to male patrons.



I say give it a shot. What's the worst that could happen, she says no?





I think it's because a lot of hockey players come from countries that love consonants so they try and pile as many as they logically can in a name.



Well, Foley is usually drunk, so is there any rhyme or reason for the way he does things? Also - I think the exception with PekkaRinne is so that they don't confuse the name with Olive Garden's latest monthly special.





I say keep wearing them. Do I dare ask where you're putting that vibration cell?

I could never bang a nucks fan, regardless of how hot. I have some integrity and I don't want my dick to fall off.

 

[Ymono37]

Dear Ymono,

What are your qualifacations [sic] and credentials for being able to run this thread?



Love,

Heywood Jablome

Mostly I bribed Bri old issues of Tiger Beat and cases of Yoohoo - don't ask why I had both in spades.













Also, your mom gave me a handy. That helped.

 

[MassHavoc]

I'm not sure that would help.

 

[jakobeast]

I'm not sure that would help.

Oh, it helps.

 

[bri]

Mostly I bribed Bri old issues of Tiger Beat and cases of Yoohoo - don't ask why I had both in spades.













Also, your mom gave me a handy. That helped.

I actually have my old Hanson issues of Tiger Beat, Teen Beat, 16, and BOP. Never had Yoohoo. Isn't it like chocolate water or something.

 

[sth]

I actually have my old Hanson issues of Tiger Beat, Teen Beat, 16, and BOP. Never had Yoohoo. Isn't it like chocolate water or something.

Yeah Yoohoo is weird, I don't know what to make of it. I don't trust it. Hey Ymono what is the deal with Yoohoo? Is it milk or water or what?

 

[MassHavoc]

Oh, it helps.

didn't help me?

 

[mikita's helmet]

Never had Yoohoo. Isn't it like chocolate water or something.

If Ymono won't jump in, I'll help.



Yoo-hoo (yes there's a hyphen) is an American chocolate beverage. Technically, it is a dairy drink, but it contains very little actual milk.

 

[Tater]

I actually have my old Hanson issues of Tiger Beat, Teen Beat, 16, and BOP. Never had Yoohoo. Isn't it like chocolate water or something.

Put it on Ebay, TCD would probablt buy it.

 

[bri]

Dear Ymono





I have been having problems with Firefox lately and was wondering if you are familiar with the problem. I know for a fact that I am not the only person that has experienced this. It keeps coming up Firefox is not responding and if makes it very difficult to accomplish anything. I will also get pop ups saying that a script may not be working properly or is not responding. I have cleaned out my resistry. I have done virus scans. I have done updates, but still have the same problems. I like Firefox and have never had problems with them till recently. Do you have any suggestions on how to correct this or what might be causing it?