Dearest Mule

[bookjones]

Yeah, then we will have a bunch of fucksticks like me hitting on her. Great idea.



BTW, seriously, whats with those pointy shoes? They look stupid. I am waiting for a house to drop on you and have them curl up.

Or you know, here's a thought: you could act like an adult and practice some impulse control.





Also, don't hate on the pointy Bettye Mullers asshole---that's one of my fave shoe designers and I have lots of pointy shoes just like that by her as well as others. Even some that are even pointier and longer! But thanks for the morning laughs at the thought that you think they're stupid and that I could thusly give a flying **** what "Jako" of all people thinks of my style---LOL, LO, LOL.

 

[jakobeast]

Or you know, here's a thought: you could act like an adult and practice some impulse control.





Also, don't hate on the pointy Bettye Mullers asshole---that's one of my fave shoe designers and I have lots of pointy shoes just like that by her as well as others. Even some that are even pointier and longer! But thanks for the morning laughs at the thought that you think they're stupid and that I could give a flying **** what "Jako" of all people think of my style---LOL, LO, LOL.

Who the **** are you talking to? Self control? Pfffffft.



Those shoes are ***. And not in that awesome dick sucking way.

 

[bookjones]

Who the **** are you talking to? Self control? Pfffffft.



Those shoes are ***. And not in that awesome dick sucking way.

Look dillhole, it's not my problem that smokin' awesome and badass shoes are foreign to you or that you obviously don't have the life tools necessary to appreciate them or their owners. You need to get out some more, see some more of the world. . .then maybe style wouldn't be so anathema to you. Loser.

 

[Ymono37]

Look dillhole, it's not my problem that smokin' awesome and badass shoes are foreign to you or that you obviously don't have the life tools necessary to appreciate them or their owners. You need to get out some more, see some more of the world. . .then maybe style wouldn't be so anathema to you. Loser.

Oh Bookie, he won't know what that word means. Also, would you really want Supra's boner and potenially other "stuff" all over your shoes?



Jako, here:

anathema: a vigorous denunciation : curse

 

[bookjones]

Oh Bookie, he won't know what that word means. Also, would you really want Supra's boner and potenially other "stuff" all over your shoes?



Jako, here:

anathema: a vigorous denunciation : curse

IKR? That's what makes it so fun!







Also, you have given me some pause and I think you may be on to something re letting Supra luxuriate in my shoes. Upon reflection I guess it's a good thing I prefaced my comments with "might consider" letting him do it---that's my handy-dandy escape clause dude!

 

[supraman]

Well of course you do silly. What's not to look at and love? Doesn't it feel better to just get that off your pasty chest? So much blustering with all the "a pair of blue shoes is the same as a pair of red ones" bullshit. Just for therapeutic reasons if you lived in Chicago turdling I might. . .might consider creating a huge pile from my own rations and letting you pet them lovingly before then just letting you surround yourself in their loveliness by rolling around in them like a kid in the playground woodchips.



You know you want to love them too.

I cant see the pics due to work. But Books I will confess I did not like the blue and orange shoes you posted in the chat. The blue color was cool but the orange just (to me) made them look horrible

 

[supraman]

Or you know, here's a thought: you could act like an adult and practice some impulse control.





Also, don't hate on the pointy Bettye Mullers asshole---that's one of my fave shoe designers and I have lots of pointy shoes just like that by her as well as others. Even some that are even pointier and longer! But thanks for the morning laughs at the thought that you think they're stupid and that I could thusly give a flying **** what "Jako" of all people thinks of my style---LOL, LO, LOL.

Why the hell would we want to act like adults. I mean **** I'm a terrible actor, I wouldn't be believable. Also bookie if I acted like an adult I wouldnt hit on you constantly and you know you love the attention.

IKR? That's what makes it so fun!







Also, you have given me some pause and I think you may be on to something re letting Supra luxuriate in my shoes. Upon reflection I guess it's a good thing I prefaced my comments with "might consider" letting him do it---that's my handy-dandy escape clause dude!

No worries book in the zombie thread you already told me you wouldn't help me repopulate the world so your shoes are safe

 

[bookjones]

I cant see the pics due to work. But Books I will confess I did not like the blue and orange shoes you posted in the chat. The blue color was cool but the orange just (to me) made them look horrible

Dude, you are just not giving those royal blue booties w/orange zippers a fair shot! It was just the zippers on the heel of the boots that were orange. Trust me, they look totally adorable with some cuffed up jeans---you just have to have the mindset that something "works" to pull off loud shit and then the swag follows.

 

[bookjones]

Alas, I could talk about shoes all day so one of you yahoos had better ask a question of the The Mule PDQ to get this thread back on its fucking track.

 

[Ymono37]

Alas, I could talk about shoes all day so one of you yahoos had better ask a question of the The Mule PDQ to get this thread back on its fucking track.

I DID ASK A QUESTION! Still waiting for an answer...

 

[bookjones]

I DID ASK A QUESTION! Still waiting for an answer...

Huh? This has gone right over my head and straight to Midway.

 

[supraman]

Dude, you are just not giving those royal blue booties w/orange zippers a fair shot! It was just the zippers on the heel of the boots that were orange. Trust me, they look totally adorable with some cuffed up jeans---you just have to have the mindset that something "works" to pull off loud shit and then the swag follows.

I thought the sole was orange too or something like that. So if you want to convince me post a pic of yourself in cuffed jeans and those shoes and I will decide their fate.

 

[Ymono37]

Huh? This has gone right over my head and straight to Midway.

Dear Mule,



Why do some women blindingly sit down on the toilet without looking? Doesn't that logic sound ridiculous? If you're about to put your exposed genitals near an open water source, wouldn't it make sense to check and see if there's a seat there first?



Flushingly Yours,

Ymono

 

[The Mule]

K... but it still doesn't answer my question.



(btw, Tater - if you haven't seen the South Park episode lampooning this, I HIGHLY recommend it).



Dear Mule,



Why do some women blindingly sit down on the toilet without looking? Doesn't that logic sound ridiculous? If you're about to put your exposed genitals near an open water source, wouldn't it make sense to check and see if there's a seat there first?



Flushingly Yours,

Ymono

Dearest Flushing,



Why do some men pee on the seat? Why do clouds sometimes look like cartoon animals, or long lost lovers? It's one of the mysteries of the universe.



Urinally Yours,



Mule

 

[bookjones]

I thought the sole was orange too or something like that. So if you want to convince me post a pic of yourself in cuffed jeans and those shoes and I will decide their fate.

Way to sound like this has become a style banana republic with you as the despotic, tyrannical Generalissimo-type dictator! That's a longass away from 24 hrs. ago up in this joint when you were still frontin' about shoes being stupid. . .I mean, before your heartfelt confession that was full of truthyness.

 

[bookjones]

Asshole.

 

[The Mule]

Way to sound like this has become a style banana republic with you as the despotic, tyrannical Generalissimo-type dictator! That's a longass away from 24 hrs. ago up in this joint when you were still frontin' about shoes being stupid. . .I mean, before your heartfelt confession that was full of truthyness.

Truth! I'm really enjoying this shoe discourse. It's entertaining as hell.

 

[supraman]

Way to sound like this has become a style banana republic with you as the despotic, tyrannical Generalissimo-type dictator! That's a longass away from 24 hrs. ago up in this joint when you were still frontin' about shoes being stupid. . .I mean, before your heartfelt confession that was full of truthyness.

Do I still see a practicality in having so many different pairs of shoes? No I don't, I will never see the need for them all, sorry just the way I'm made. I'm a function over form type guy. However I can appreciate that some shoes look better than others. And it was also a ploy to see what you look like.

 

[Ymono37]

Dearest Flushing,



Why do some men pee on the seat? Why do clouds sometimes look like cartoon animals, or long lost lovers? It's one of the mysteries of the universe.



Urinally Yours,



Mule

Men pee on the seat out of laziness. Clouds resemble familiar objects based on one's individual perceptions and experiences.



This cultish desire to hold one gender responsible for the others' inability to "look" prior to "leaping?" Makes no sense.

Asshole.

Yep!

 

[bookjones]

Do I still see a practicality in having so many different pairs of shoes? No I don't, I will never see the need for them all, sorry just the way I'm made. I'm a function over form type guy. However I can appreciate that some shoes look better than others. And it was also a ploy to see what you look like.

It's never been about practicality---it's like a hobby. I consider it no different than anyone else who is a collector of something. My something just happens to be something I can actually use in daily life.



Also, it's prob a good thing your work is blocking that pic because if you didn't like some orange zippers than you're definitely not gonna like the shoes in that pic dude---as I would expect from someone who admitted to being satisfied with a simple heel.