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It most certainly does count.
What the f. . .? You been rubbing yourself with florid Harlequin books again?
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It most certainly does count.
What the f. . .? You been rubbing yourself with florid Harlequin books again?
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Well, considering you were responding to The Mule about useless dude things I'd have to say it's the latter no? Quite frankly we all know that in adult life y'all play those toilet seat games as a passive-aggressive tactic just to piss us off.
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I actually think it's more laziness than anything.
That and trying to figure out why it's just so hard to put a seat back down... who blindingly sits down on a toilet?
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Oh I don't know. . .chicks? Chicks who have the hoohas you're on a lifelong quest to tap on the regular?
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K... but it still doesn't answer my question.
(btw, Tater - if you haven't seen the South Park episode lampooning this, I HIGHLY recommend it).
Dear Mule,
Why do some women blindingly sit down on the toilet without looking? Doesn't that logic sound ridiculous? If you're about to put your exposed genitals near an open water source, wouldn't it make sense to check and see if there's a seat there first?
Flushingly Yours,
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Nah, just hard coming up with different ones every time. And I thought it was funny.
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YES. And it goes along with my campaign for "IF I HAVE TO PUT THE SEAT DOWN, YOU HAVE TO PUT THE LID DOWN."
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K. . .but you still aren't registering my larger point which is that it doesn't fucking matter why. What matters is who is doing the sitting and thus getting with the fucking seat lowering program and just doing it.
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Look before you leap. Learn it, live it love it.
I rarely if ever put the seat down. I do sometimes, but it is few and far between. If I can lift the seat, you can put it down too.
I rarely if ever put the seat down. I do sometimes, but it is few and far between. If I can lift the seat, you can put it down too.
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The "sex as a weapon" thing is so beneath you, Bookie.
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Dearest T-Hip,
I think the question I fear most is something I will not be able to anticipate. Something that'll catch me off guard and make me nervous and uncomfortable. However, I will never let on that I feel weird about it, and will make a joke to mask my fear. And if it happens to be a serious, earnest question, I'll try my best to answer and not be afraid. I mean, what's going to happen? I'll ruin someone's life because they listened to advice written on a hockey message board, from someone they barely know? **** that shit! Not gonna happen. I take no responsibility for life ruination.
Fearlessly Yours,
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Well of course you do silly. What's not to look at and love? Doesn't it feel better to just get that off your pasty chest? So much blustering with all the "a pair of blue shoes is the same as a pair of red ones" bullshit. Just for therapeutic reasons if you lived in Chicago turdling I might. . .might consider creating a huge pile from my own rations and letting you pet them lovingly before then just letting you surround yourself in their loveliness by rolling around in them like a kid in the playground woodchips.
You know you want to love them too.
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bookie...you would get along with my wife great between all your reading bullshit and the shoes. i'm thankful she doesn't know what an internet forum is yet.
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Dude, you need to let the wifey know there are some dames at this "IHN hockey place" that you hang around! Dames that love reading bullshit and shoes in addition to loving the Hawks! Look how long it took for The Mule to finally join after years of reading TCD making reference to her. Now look. And aren't we the better for it that she decided to actually see for herself WhoTF the caliber of people were he was associating with online? There'd be no "Dearest Mule" thread if she had never taken the leap.
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Yeah, then we will have a bunch of fucksticks like me hitting on her. Great idea.
BTW, seriously, whats with those pointy shoes? They look stupid. I am waiting for a house to drop on you and have them curl up.