Dearest Mule

[bookjones]

So I guess if we are keeping score on atrocities, then we have:



Otters - 2

Humans - Eleventy Billion



hehehehe

OMG! This post is PRICELESS---how in the world you managed to find a pic of an otter sticking it's tongue out at humanity is almost too much.

 

[Tater]

Evil otter.

 

[bookjones]

Evil otter.

Ahahahaha! That otter is totally giving the ole stank eye. I think I love some of the reader comments the most with this one being the BEST,

 

[The Mule]

Evil otter and his internet commenters are winners today!



Thanks Tater!



****! Otters are the best!

 

[bookjones]

Mule - would I be able to get some sort of special correspondent status in this thread? It would really ease my mind about continually inserting myself into your show.



SAMESIES! Everyone is doing bright orange this summer... I like that you are not.



I have some suggestions based on your GRAY love... I'm sure you know them.

OPI - you don't know jacques

essie - glamour purse



Also - I haven't tried essie's sew psyched yet, but I'm curious. OPI's french quarter for your thoughts looks nice too.

I'm all for special beauty correspondents. Samesies, you are in! And I like your suggestions. And essie sew psyched is lovely. Grayish green. Super pretty.



I had orange toes last summer and enjoyed them, but right now I'm undecided myself. I have some OPI Kiss Me on My Tulips and it's very pink, but it'll be time for a change soon.



I had my brows waxed today, because my usual woman who does threading is getting married this week and she's got a lot of shit to do because she's Indian and those weddings require days worth of stamina. I still prefer threading, but the wax was solid, although brows are a bit thinner than I like. She's not used to my full brows, this gal.

Update ladies! I shall soon be trading this summer's gray and heading straight to a completely different end of the color spectrum! The other day I was by happenstance directed to a hella serious nail polish blog which in turn led to a link to an Etsy store for supposedly quite glorious and highly recommended nail polishes. And they were glorious! I have never thought to see if polish was sold on Etsy---the only beauty shit I have tried have been things like Dreamsicle lip balm and wasabi soap so this whole polish arena came as a surprise to me!

http://www.etsy.com/...search_type=all





^ That is 101% lovely funkiness no? I just HAD to. It's so goddamn emerald-y!



The good thing is she sells 5 ml as well as normal 15 ml bottles so I decided to try the former in a no harm, no foul move today. Of course, in order to duplicate the pic according to the make I will have to apply a black base coat first but if I can achieve ^THAT as a final result then it'll be worth it. I suspect it will arrive maybe in this upcoming weekend's mail.





ETA: Yes, I realize this post is 100% otter free but I feel strongly that nail polish for ones toes is important too.

 

[supraman]

Those nails are pretty

 

[bookjones]

Those nails are pretty

WTF? Make up your damn mind because from my vantage point those nails are chock full o' FLAIR!

 

[Tater]

I have a spinnerbait in that same color, works great for bass.







-Otter free since '93

 

[jakobeast]

I have a spinnerbait in that same color, works great for bass.







-Otter free since '93

I have done better with more of a chartreuse. Although the sparkle seems to help. I will be in Cananananananada ina month and a half kicking Pikes ass, and probably, hopefully, running into some 18" Smallys too.

 

[supraman]

WTF? Make up your damn mind because from my vantage point those nails are chock full o' FLAIR!

NO I reserve the right to change my mind whenever the **** I want and waffle like Brett Favre.

 

[Ymono37]

NO I reserve the right to change my mind whenever the **** I want and waffle like Brett Favre.

Mmmmm... waffles.



Dear Muley,



What is your favorite recipe for waffles? I make them every Sunday and want to do something different, but easy.

 

[bookjones]

NO I reserve the right to change my mind whenever the **** I want and waffle like Brett Favre.

You fickleass *****. Someone totally needs to get you a box of Playtex Sport for your next birthday.

 

[nana]

Lovely books! You could do an accent nail with a different sparkly color.

 

[supraman]

You fickleass *****. Someone totally needs to get you a box of Playtex Sport for your next birthday.

Look STFU and go look weird in your blue and orange shoes and make me a god damn sandwich

 

[bookjones]

Lovely books! You could do an accent nail with a different sparkly color.

But this is only for ma toes!



Eh, I cut my fingernails down every week. Actually, even with the chop down my nail beds are basically similar to that pic in that they are long and start far down in my fingers so if I were to polish them it gives the illusion of length. Still, though I love some of her orange (<especially!) and teal colors too I am ultimately too, too lazy a human being by far.

 

[Ymono37]

Look STFU and go look weird in your blue and orange shoes and make me a god damn sandwich

or some waffles.

 

[bookjones]

Look STFU and go look weird in your blue and orange shoes and make me a god damn sandwich

Just for that I should take a pic with ma new phone of one of my new shoes from my Karmaloop freeforall that I am wearing today. They are CRAZY loud and would burn your very simple retinas!

 

[supraman]

Just for that I should take a pic with ma new phone of one of my new shoes from my Karmaloop freeforall that I am wearing today. They are CRAZY loud and would burn your very simple retinas!

I understood none of that.

 

[phranchk]

I wish everyone could be there. It is very beautiful. Our family has owned the property for 30 years and it's so lovely there. We do have lots of room. I love living near mountains and water. There are no bass in that lake. Not many bass in southeastern BC either. Lots of trout, dolly vardens and sturgeons.



No one is allowed to catch otters though. Even if they attack an athlete.



My best friend is from Saskatchewan and she sometimes misses the prairie landscape and driving for hours with nothing but the horizon in sight.

Sounds like an invitation to an IHN road trip party to me.

 

[supraman]

Sounds like an invitation to an IHN road trip party to me.

mmmm grilled otter