Dearest Mule

[MassHavoc]

Hhahahahaha awe bookie, no one hates you... you just need to learn that we are joking all the time, with everything we say.

 

[supraman]

Dear Mule,

I think books needs a hug or something so she can calm the **** down, or give her chocolate.

 

[MassHavoc]

Dear Mule,

I think books needs a hug or something so she can calm the **** down, or give her shoes.

 

[bookjones]

Hhahahahaha awe bookie, no one hates you... you just need to learn that we are joking all the time, with everything we say.

WTF asshole? Do you think I am not smart enough to realize that everyone gets grief here for shits n' giggles and that it has nothing to do with hate? Sheesh---a person tries a little sophisticated humor here and you all turn into a bunch of emoting saps.

 

[phranchk]

Dear Mule,

I think books needs a hug or something so she can calm the **** down, or give her chocolate.

Dear Mule,

I think books needs a hug or something so she can calm the **** down, or give her shoes.

I can't believe no one has jumped on the obvious joke here.....I'm trying to refrain.

 

[bookjones]

Dearest Lauren,



This is good luck. Any time you find a pair of beautiful shoes you forgot existed something else good will happen to you. Never question your footwear love. It stems from a place of honesty and truth. They were hidden because they weren't ready to be found yet. But now, they're going to be a part of your life and it will be good. You will have many wonderful years together. It's like finding a leprechaun or a unicorn or a three-legged dog.



Also, you should share more about the shoes, what they look like, because it's important to spread the love. On a cracker. A fashion cracker.



Stylishly yours,



Mule

Lauren, The Mule is 1001% spot on here. I run across shoes I didn't remember I had ALL THE FREAKIN' TIME. And then I legit get a little giggly at the prospect of oohing and awing over them and trying them on in front of the hall mirror. It gives one appreciation again for all the style bounty we have been given in our lives.



Also? There is actually no such thing as a "shoe problem"---that is a behavioral fallacy at worst and an urban legend at best. Cheers.

 

[supraman]

Lauren, The Mule is 1001%spot on here. I run across shoes I didn't remember I had ALL THE FREAKIN' TIME. And then I legit get a little giggly at the prospect of oohing and awing over them and trying them on in front of the hall mirror. It gives one appreciation again for all the style bounty we have been given in our lives.



Also? There is actually no such thing as a "shoe problem"---that is a behavioral fallacy at worst and an urban legend at best. Cheers.

Look she is so worked u[p she can't even do math anymore

 

[phranchk]

Dear Mule,

Is it possible to explain to Bookjones the proper use of eyeshadow? Or that 4 malteses is 4 too many?

*As far as I know this is not actually Bookjones.

 

[the canadian dream]

Dear mule



when are you going to stop writting back to these twats and start cooking me food? I cant keep eating left over chilli because my stomach is killing me.

 

[supraman]

Dear mule



when are you going to stop writting back to these twats and start cooking me food? I cant keep eating left over chilli because my stomach is killing me.

Pussy! Real men can eat chili everyday

 

[The Mule]

Dear mule



when are you going to stop writting back to these twats and start cooking me food? I cant keep eating left over chilli because my stomach is killing me.

Dearest TCD,



I will never stop writing back to them, but I will make you food tonight. The real question is: can I ask what you would like for dinner?



Spicily yours,



Mule

 

[The Mule]

Dear Mule,

Is it possible to explain to Bookjones the proper use of eyeshadow? Or that 4 malteses is 4 too many?

*As far as I know this is not actually Bookjones.

Dearest Make-up Monster,



It is not possible as all of the above bitches are the height of glamour, class and beauty. I would hate to deny anyone the freedom to express true gorgeousness.



Beautifully yours,



Mule

 

[LordKOTL]

Lauren, The Mule is 1001% spot on here. I run across shoes I didn't remember I had ALL THE FREAKIN' TIME. And then I legit get a little giggly at the prospect of oohing and awing over them and trying them on in front of the hall mirror. It gives one appreciation again for all the style bounty we have been given in our lives.



Also? There is actually no such thing as a "shoe problem"---that is a behavioral fallacy at worst and an urban legend at best. Cheers.

Dear Bookjones:



How do you explain Leona Helmsley and Imelda Marcos? I have it on good authority that both of them were involved in a fight to the death over a pair of "black, lamb fetus leather, spiked pumps"...whateverthefuckpumpsare.

 

[bookjones]

Dear Mule,

Is it possible to explain to Bookjones the proper use of eyeshadow? Or that 4 malteses is 4 too many?

*As far as I know this is not actually Bookjones.

Only if I were a self-loathing black woman phranchk. Only then.

 

[bookjones]

Dear Bookjones:



How do you explain Leona Helmsley and Imelda Marcos? I have it on good authority that both of them were involved in a fight to the death over a pair of "black, lamb fetus leather, spiked pumps"...whateverthefuckpumpsare.

Look, I'd fight a ***** over some shoes in a heartbeat but that don't mean I got no shoe problem. **** it. I'd cut a ***** over some ice cream or gellato and I don't feel I have an ice cream "problem" either so that's neither here nor there. The degree to which one is willing to throw down for the things they love (eh, maybe sometimes people too) has everything to do with coming from a place of deep and abiding love for them and nothing to do with them having "problems".

 

[bookjones]

I can't believe no one has jumped on the obvious joke here.....I'm trying to refrain.

Well aren't you being a saucy little ass today. What gives? Now you got problems with me too? Whatever.

 

[the canadian dream]

Dear mule



how is books not in a maximum security prison?



I think i need some greek salad action and maybe a light angel hair pasta?

 

[The Mule]

Dear mule



how is books not in a maximum security prison?



I think i need some greek salad action and maybe a light angel hair pasta?

Dearest Angel Hair,



Books is not a criminal. I feel that Fiona Apple best describes the reasons here:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFOzayDpWoI&ob=av2e



Greek salad it is. Are you being sarcastic about angel hair pasta?



Feta-tastically Yours,



Mule

 

[The Mule]

Well aren't you being a saucy little ass today. What gives? Now you got problems with me too? Whatever.

Everyone is full of sass today. And pervy. Even pervier than usual.

 

[phranchk]

Everyone is full of sass today. And pervy. Even pervier than usual.

Dear Mule,

Perhaps it's the upcoming 3 day weekend? I think many are excited for it and full of extra pep. Are Canadians aware of that this is Memorial Day Weekend?