Dearest Mule

[jakobeast]

Can I still tongue punch TCD's fartlocker?

 

[The Mule]

Can I still tongue punch TCD's fartlocker?

Dearest Licker,



Of course. Punch his fartlocker with your tongue until it's as raw as a fresh cut of beef.



But, I wonder. Are you merely doing this to make Stu jelaous?



Yours,



Mule

 

[MassHavoc]

Dearest Lucy,



I am very pleased to hear of your success with the ladies. I'm not even sure why someone ilke you, with the mad skills to pay the (vagina) bills, would even request advice from a total chump like myself.



Also, I assume you are not referring to this as that would be completely insane.



http://www.urbandict...Southpaw%20Claw



Yours,



Mule

Hahaha auto correct somehow turned softball into south paw...

 

[Lampshade_gurl]

This column is HILARIOUS!

 

[jakobeast]

Dearest Licker,



Of course. Punch his fartlocker with your tongue until it's as raw as a fresh cut of beef.



But, I wonder. Are you merely doing this to make Stu jelaous?



Yours,



Mule

No, I have wanted to meat tcd for a while. Long before Stu arrived. We are talking O boards love.

 

[The Mule]

No, I have wanted to meat tcd for a while. Long before Stu arrived. We are talking O boards love.

Good. I don't want some fly-by-night Charlie humping on his taint. Long term love only!

 

[Ymono37]

No, I have wanted to meat tcd for a while. Long before Stu arrived. We are talking O boards love.

interesting choice of spelling...

 

[nana]

You SO are!



And your tastes are exquisite. . .as ever. You know that they are one of my TOP favorite all-time things in life----both the series and the films right? It's really too bad you and the Grammar Hobo live all the way in Rain City----we could so easily hang. And by we, I'm including nana too.

Fixed

 

[bookjones]

Fixed

Naturally! I don't what I was thinking not composing it that way myself in my original post. No oversight intended as I am sure you know.

 

[nana]

Naturally! I don't what I was thinking not composing it that way myself in my original post. No oversight intended as I am sure you know.

I knew what you meant... I just wanted the world to know too. HA!

 

[bookjones]

I knew what you meant... I just wanted the world to know too. HA!

Oh, I think everyone is well aware we are Samesies[font=arial, sans-serif][sup]3 [/sup][/font] by now.

 

[phranchk]

You 3 samesies seriously need to get a room............If you do, make sure to set up the webcam first.

 

[jakobeast]

I am glad someone caught that.

 

[bookjones]

You 3 samesies seriously need to get a room............If you do, make sure to set up the webcam first.

Pervert. Isn't it enough that you see into our innermost book/reading lives? Geez.



Y'all are just jealous haters. Work on getting fabulosity (tm Kimora Lee Simmons!) in your own lives.

 

[supraman]

Pervert. Isn't it enough that you see into our innermost book/reading lives? Geez.



Y'all are just jealous haters. Work on getting fabulosity (tm Kimora Lee Simmons!) in your own lives.

I would but you keep saying no

 

[Ymono37]

Pervert. Isn't it enough that you see into our innermost book/reading lives? Geez.



Y'all are just jealous haters. Work on getting fabulosity (tm Kimora Lee Simmons!) in your own lives.

Sorry - I don't listen to rap music.

 

[bookjones]

Sorry - I don't listen to rap music.

You're gonna dis the President and CEO of the BabyPhat style empire like that? Her goal is to have no less than every woman feel like a scantily and tightly-clad urban princess!





As for your rap moratorium---well then you miss the accompanying music videos too which means you're missing out on a lot of T&A provided by the video hofessionals.

 

[LordKOTL]

You're gonna dis the President and CEO of the BabyPhat style empire like that? Her goal is to have no less than every woman feel like a scantily and tightly-clad urban princess!





As for your rap moratorium---well then you miss the accompanying music videos too which means you're missing out on a lot of T&A provided by the video hofessionals.

Steel Panther videos make up for that.

 

[supraman]

You're gonna dis the President and CEO of the BabyPhat style empire like that? Her goal is to have no less than every woman feel like a scantily and tightly-clad urban princess!





As for your rap moratorium---well then you miss the accompanying music videos too which means you're missing out on a lot of T&A provided by the video hofessionals.

Yes I will do those things as well. As for the music videos. We haz the internets nowadays why seen scantily clad women when you can just see them buck naked

 

[Ymono37]

You're gonna dis the President and CEO of the BabyPhat style empire like that? Her goal is to have no less than every woman feel like a scantily and tightly-clad urban princess!





As for your rap moratorium---well then you miss the accompanying music videos too which means you're missing out on a lot of T&A provided by the video hofessionals.

Well it's not true that I don't listen rap. I just save my ears for REAL rappers... like Snow and Fred Durst.



And Urban Princess? How did you know my pet name for Mass?