Dammit! Some assholes stole my basket from my yard last night while I was 60 feet away in the garage!
I sprinted diagonally across my block and caught them turning a corner but I didn't have anything to throw through their window and they lacked the honor declined my very loud, very rude, and very very profane invitation to fight.
No I didn't see a plate number, it was dark and I was just coming out of a block long balls out sprint. (turns out I am still pretty damn fast sometimes)
I was actually planning on ordering a new basket really soon anyway. I wouldn't give a shit if I had planned on throwing it away, but my friend offered me $30 for it. That money was supposed to go to my new basket.
I got so so look at the truck, someone in same truck steals stuff from a coworkers yard. Small town, I may run into them some day.
I can throw a pretty good punch and then run like motherfucker after if I have to. I was willing to get my ass kicked last night if need be.
Foolish, dishonorable thieves should be ashamed of themselves.