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what is the difference between a culinary torch and just a blowtorch from a hardware store? can I dual-purpose my regular torch for the kitchen?

AFAIK, propane and butane are fine. The difference is control.

I've used one of these, and it's fine too. Prefer the control of the right tool though.
https://www.amazon.com/CRL-Complete...0611_1_17?s=hi&ie=UTF8&qid=1539189480&sr=1-17
Cheaper at a hardware store. But you can also find good butane torches for like $15, and those are pretty useful. I have a nice Toastmaster vintage toaster that I love, fully refurbished. Makes perfectly even chewy and crispy toast like nothing you can buy today at a department store. But 2nd fav method is just some tongs and a torch. That is when you notice the difference between a culinary torch and your basic propane hardware torch. Make toast in 30 seconds, draw jesus on it and give it to a religious mother-in-law, watch her flip out.
 

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I sometimes use a bic lighter and an aerosol can. I find Right Guard from the 70s leaves the best flavour.

AFAIK, propane and butane are fine. The difference is control.

I've used one of these, and it's fine too. Prefer the control of the right tool though.
https://www.amazon.com/CRL-Complete...0611_1_17?s=hi&ie=UTF8&qid=1539189480&sr=1-17
Cheaper at a hardware store. But you can also find good butane torches for like $15, and those are pretty useful. I have a nice Toastmaster vintage toaster that I love, fully refurbished. Makes perfectly even chewy and crispy toast like nothing you can buy. But 2nd fav method is just some tongs and a torch. That is when you notice the difference between a culinary torch and your basic propane hardware torch. Make toast in 30 seconds, draw jesus on it and give it to a religious mother-in-law, watch her flip out.

Thank you both so much.
 

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Just out of curiosity, how come you don't just make it from base ingredients....From the point you start in the kitchen to pulling it out of the oven, It's maybe 2 minutes more. Preheat oven, mix dough, sauce and top it, oven beeps ready.

From the base ingredients, as in you are making that dough from scratch? I am a huge advocate of everyone trying their hand at homemade pizzas, but that dough is a lengthy process of kneading, resting, rising on repeat for a minimum of three hours.

(I prefer to do mine the night before so that the dough has a subtle funk to it)

If there is a dough that can come together in the time it takes for my oven to preheat...I do not want to meet it.

As to the OP...I love Home Run Inn myself, but I really think most frozen pizzas can be great if you spring for a pizza stone to cook them on and, as already pointed out, let the pizza defrost before tossing it in the oven.

The difference is truly astounding.
 

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From the base ingredients, as in you are making that dough from scratch? I am a huge advocate of everyone trying their hand at homemade pizzas, but that dough is a lengthy process of kneading, resting, rising on repeat for a minimum of three hours.

(I prefer to do mine the night before so that the dough has a subtle funk to it)

If there is a dough that can come together in the time it takes for my oven to preheat...I do not want to meet it.

As to the OP...I love Home Run Inn myself, but I really think most frozen pizzas can be great if you spring for a pizza stone to cook them on and, as already pointed out, let the pizza defrost before tossing it in the oven.

The difference is truly astounding.
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From the base ingredients, as in you are making that dough from scratch? I am a huge advocate of everyone trying their hand at homemade pizzas, but that dough is a lengthy process of kneading, resting, rising on repeat for a minimum of three hours.

(I prefer to do mine the night before so that the dough has a subtle funk to it)

If there is a dough that can come together in the time it takes for my oven to preheat...I do not want to meet it.

As to the OP...I love Home Run Inn myself, but I really think most frozen pizzas can be great if you spring for a pizza stone to cook them on and, as already pointed out, let the pizza defrost before tossing it in the oven.

The difference is truly astounding.

Not saying best dough recipe, but just to beat a frozen pizza.
Plain yogurt + flour + salt + baking soda, hand mix for a minute. Flatten and use. Not everything needs to be the most elaborate. Heck, I would say for the best homemade pizza, the sauce goes the furthest if made from scratch. But just to beat a frozen pizza, the jar stuff is good.
 

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Physicists Explain Why You Can’t Make The Perfect Pizza At Home



The secret to making the perfect pizza is all in the brick oven, according to physicists who say brick can't be beat when it comes to making pizza Andreas Glatz - a physicist at Northern Illinois University - says the home oven just isn't suited for making the best pizza. "Even if you prepare [the pizza] the same way, you cannot get the same result with just your oven at home," Glatz told NPR.

Glatz recently teamed up with fellow physicist and pizza lover Andrey Varlamov to find out exactly why those vaulted brick ovens used in many Italian pizzerias are so important to the final product. Turns out, it all has to do with temperature. Italian style pizzas are typically cooked for just a few minutes at extremely high heat. We're talking 626 degrees Fahrenheit and up. As Glatz says, cooking at that temperature in a conventional steel oven just wouldn't work.

"You burn the dough before the surface of the pizza even reaches boiling, so this is not a product you will want to eat."

The problem stems from the fact that steel transfers heat too rapidly, turning slices into triangular charcoal. But brick transfers heat to the dough and the toppings differently, allowing the cheese to get gooey at one temperature while the crust gets crispy at another, higher temp.

But if you are looking to make a great pizza at home, Serious Eats food editor Kenji Lopez-Alt suggest skipping the Neapolitan pies and going for a different style.
"No matter what you do, a home oven is not going to deliver absolutely perfect Neapolitan pizza," he says. "I would honestly choose a style of pizza that doesn't require an extremely hot oven. Maybe more of a New York-style pizza." Either that, or you could start building a sweet brick oven in the back yard.

Is that B.S or what ?
 

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Wtf?

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Bunch of pizza snobs up in here.

Some of us enjoy drinking Miller Hi-lyfe and eating Jack's frozen pizza, ok?

We went from chit tier frozen $3 pizza for a quick and easy dinner to blow torching your own handmade dough lmao
 

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We went from chit tier frozen $3 pizza for a quick and easy dinner to blow torching your own handmade dough lmao
Do not mock the gospel of pizza salvation. Be enlightened. Blow torch your handmade dough.
 

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Not saying best dough recipe, but just to beat a frozen pizza.
Plain yogurt + flour + salt + baking soda, hand mix for a minute. Flatten and use. Not everything needs to be the most elaborate. Heck, I would say for the best homemade pizza, the sauce goes the furthest if made from scratch. But just to beat a frozen pizza, the jar stuff is good.

I totally get that you are just aiming for an alternative to the frozen pizza...I just had no idea how that dough was coming together. Now I do. Tossing the yeast in favor of yogurt is too far out of my pizza comfort zone, but you do you.

Heck, I may try that recipe out as a simple flatbread to go with some falafel or whatever leftover Mediterranean food was still in the fridge from Date Night with the wife. Otherwise....them Aldi pizzas are pretty tight.
 

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Lots of complicated frozen pizzas going on in here! Anyone have a good omelette recipe?
 

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Lots of complicated frozen pizzas going on in here! Anyone have a good omelette recipe?

Quit ruining the only thread by Fat LOU that hasn't wound up in the B&I trash bin.
 

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Lots of complicated frozen pizzas going on in here! Anyone have a good omelette recipe?

Not me but watch the master. It's more about technique. Then go from there.


[video=youtube_share;X1XoCQm5JSQ]https://youtu.be/X1XoCQm5JSQ[/video]
 

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I want to lose 18lbs by the new year/Vacation.

I started planning it 4 hrs ago, went to the gym and had a great workout.

Now, im LITERALLY SALIVATING thinking about the old personal pizzas from Red Baron with that flaky, buttery crust.

I will never be thin/in shape again.

How rich do I have to get to have attractive 25 yr old women sleep with me despite being an obese mess with pizza sauce on my 3XL shirt?

I think I could deal with that.

BTW, Jack's and Tony's is like shit I think homeless shelters serve....Also, you need to slather on Olive Oil to the bottom for a great crust. Oh and yes to gussying it up with Italian Seasoning (oregano?) and parmesan.

The biggest problem with the really cheap brands is how fkn cheap they are with the pepperoni. Jesus, it' s like 6 slices on a decent sized Zaa/.
 

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I have to try the Stouffers french bread pizza.

If you can find it, awesome, but please, let it sit for at least ten minutes after pulling it from the oven otherwise you'll get a free bonus ingredient, the skin from the roof of your mouth.
 

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Not saying best dough recipe, but just to beat a frozen pizza.
Plain yogurt + flour + salt + baking soda, hand mix for a minute. Flatten and use. Not everything needs to be the most elaborate. Heck, I would say for the best homemade pizza, the sauce goes the furthest if made from scratch. But just to beat a frozen pizza, the jar stuff is good.

LOL. No.
 

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