Cool story, but if you look at the actual data, many more people move from Illinois to Wisconsin, than the other way around. And those that don't move to Wisconsin spend their time there on vacation. Huge money is made in Wisconsin from tourists from Illinois.
Doesn't surprise me that someone like yourself wouldn't know how to, or where to go to have "fun" in Wisconsin. No offense at all, but you seem a little out of touch with reality.
Good luck to the Bulls the rest of the way. Absolute best case a play in game? Oh well, there is always next year.