***OFFICIAL*** Kyle Long NOT named one of Baers 5 co-captains

[The Hawk]

It's obvious that Long is one of the big PED-poppers in the NFL. He gets a pass because of who his daddy is.

Rubbish.

 

[The Hawk]

I heard he has a short trip planned with Justin Bieber, Kanye West, and Satan to head up to Alaska to club a few baby seals and harpoon a whale or two, but plans to be available for week 2.

Novak is a tool.

 

[The Hawk]

What in the living hell is this shit?

I really loved the "Gosh-given elite football body" part of the post

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

Rubbish.

Explain why his body seems to be breaking down.

 

[Novak]

They are still dirty from yesterday, but it is the same people slobbering on them time an again anyway.

Always is the same people.

Then there's hawk...

 

[The Hawk]

It's like talking to a mirror...lol

Novak once had an idea but he talked himself out of it and hasn't had one since. Ignore the fool.

 

[The Hawk]

Explain why his body seems to be breaking down.

It could also be because he got injured playing a very violent game. No player on the Bears in a long time has gotten so fucked around in regard to playing positions as Long. Most of it because of the Bears lack of proper planning for the offensive line.

 

[The Hawk]

It isn't surprising that the players didn't vote him a captaincy. He hasn't hardly played in camp and they rightfully voted for players who did. Makes perfect sense to me.

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

Novak once had an idea but he talked himself out of it and hasn't had one since. Ignore the fool.

This was actually funny.

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

It could also be because he got injured playing a very violent game. No player on the Bears in a long time has gotten so fucked around in regard to playing positions as Long. Most of it because of the Bears lack of proper planning for the offensive line.

What are you talking about? How many offensive linemen have been playing longer than in the league and still have missed less games than this bum. Any fool can see that he was taking PEDs for the shoulder, then his fucking ankle gets fucked up. Dude hasn't been lifting because of a foot injury, yet still looks ripped. Hmmm?

 

[number51]

It's like talking to a mirror...lol

I'm dying over here!!!

This is heartwarming. Adipost abandons his BFF db70 and his admittedly corrupt FF league. Adipost was the only guy sticking up for DB70 over there. Then Adipost comes back here and trashes him while he was banned and couldn't defend himself.

Now all is forgiven, db70 is the most loyal, forgiving, sweetheart I have ever seen. If Adipost pulled that treacherous shit on me I would not be able to overlook it and pretend it never happened.

God bless you two, bigger men than I.

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

I heard db70 had a pretty good weekend with all of that money he stole from you guys.

 

[Novak]

This was actually funny.

Indeed, I'm hurting after that one. I'd tell hawk myself, but he has me on ignore.

Must be nice to be such a ***** that not only are you hiding behind a monitor talking shit 25/8/366, but also are hiding behind an ignore feature talking shit 25/8/366.

 

[number51]

Thank god The Hawk arrived to straighten this shit out. This thread needed a level headed calming influence.

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

Rubbish.

Are you British Hawk? Or Clarence Sinclair?

 

[BearFanJohn]

I will never understand how someone of Long's elite physical dominant physique and superior football genetics could be so injured literally most of the entire season every year until I started watching his Twitch stream and reading his tweets, then I somewhat understand but it is still also baffling as well because the presumed "alphaness" he is heralded from should inspire "work" "ethic" that would presumably compensate or make up for his laziness resting on the laurels of his Gosh-given elite football body and get him into the hospital for needed surgeries and into the fitness centre for recovery so he is ready to show the team and the fans why he is a number one pick. But alas, the reports early on that his body is so big and strong that he doesn't even really work out hard like a hard-working early-rising and last-person-to-leave the facility were probably right and it's a shame that someone with that elite body would be such an underachiever. The only way I would ever even begin to understand this is that it is mental or a psychological sense of entitlement he grew up with and it is affecting his outlook on how he should operate as a professional NFL football league player. The fact that he thinks he can get away with fighting his own team-mates because he is so psychologically frustrated that his elite body doesn't outweigh the need to work hard to get better and recover from his injuries that probably wouldn't even be so badly if he were to hit the fitness centre as hard as he hits the X-box is really disturbing and frustrating both to me as a fan and I'm sure to the team-mates he tries to beat up. Get it together please Kyle the Bears need you now more than ever to show you are a professional and locker room leader, not just say it in your tweets and when you try to start fights with players that are healthier and more game-ready than you!!![/QUOT

Holy shit...paragraphs

 

[Parkway Drive]

Not sure if I am more tired of your schtick/writing style, or your incessant need to constantly talk about Kyle Long.

 

[Probie2429]

My guess is that Long will be cut in another season.

 

[number51]

I will never understand how someone of Long's elite physical dominant physique and superior football genetics could be so injured literally most of the entire season every year until I started watching his Twitch stream and reading his tweets, then I somewhat understand but it is still also baffling as well because the presumed "alphaness" he is heralded from should inspire "work" "ethic" that would presumably compensate or make up for his laziness resting on the laurels of his Gosh-given elite football body and get him into the hospital for needed surgeries and into the fitness centre for recovery so he is ready to show the team and the fans why he is a number one pick. But alas, the reports early on that his body is so big and strong that he doesn't even really work out hard like a hard-working early-rising and last-person-to-leave the facility were probably right and it's a shame that someone with that elite body would be such an underachiever. The only way I would ever even begin to understand this is that it is mental or a psychological sense of entitlement he grew up with and it is affecting his outlook on how he should operate as a professional NFL football league player. The fact that he thinks he can get away with fighting his own team-mates because he is so psychologically frustrated that his elite body doesn't outweigh the need to work hard to get better and recover from his injuries that probably wouldn't even be so badly if he were to hit the fitness centre as hard as he hits the X-box is really disturbing and frustrating both to me as a fan and I'm sure to the team-mates he tries to beat up. Get it together please Kyle the Bears need you now more than ever to show you are a professional and locker room leader, not just say it in your tweets and when you try to start fights with players that are healthier and more game-ready than you!!![/QUOT

Holy shit...paragraphs

Holy shit... quoting

 

[playthrough2001]

Not sure if I am more tired of your schtick/writing style, or your incessant need to constantly talk about Kyle Long.

Come on! Using Baers and brane 100,000 times is not funny stuff?