The thread very specifically asked the hockey gods to stop the weekend sweep. I get the sense we can turn the tables on them and they will react late due to arrogance.
We just need to win today. Beat Lehnar, break that undefeated aura and have them switching goalies after just one loss. We can win this game. Then steal game 5. Then you probably get their best punch game 6 and we find out if they panic or can obliterate us. That would be the game for Kane to show-up and show our punchers chance. If this is all they got this is our fault. We gotta finish and look for shots sooner, be more patient when its not there. The windows are small but when the Hawks stay in a back and forth they can prevail with their snipers. We could be 2-1 the way this series was played so far. Credit to Fleury and a couple of their young studs being too much too handle for this group of Hawk legends fortified by incel degenerates (looking at you Nylander, Highmore, Strome, Boqvist, DeHahn).
God just looking at that list they are all Bowman/Colliton babies. Everyone else can hold their own in areas. Strome is too good of a player to fall into that group but god he is such a weak little ***** of a man. Boqvist will harden and calm down in time, but will also always be a little ***** of a man. Bowman keeps trying to prove something about short people, all he proves is they get ***** slapped off the puck easy like an afterthought as opponents skate wherever they want.
Anyway...
other than the 5 little bitches we are in great shape. Nothing to worry about.
(btw...if I start on Nylander for that soft ass girly 5 lb pressure lazy sissy **** ass fucking hooking penalty...the softest ***** lazy penalty I have EVER SEEN IN THE FUCKING LEAGUE!!! I WILL PROBABLY HAVE A STROKE AND DIE SO THATS ALL I CAN SAY ABOUT IT.)
I think I could win a cage match against all 5 of them at once. No resistance, little fucking cunts no place in this league. There would be alot of big eyes and shit everywhere by the end. They don't deserve the NHL emblem sewed on their sweater. At least 4 of the 5 are not playing at a level that would make very many squads. At least 3 of them are playing below the level any other coach in the league would have already sent them home and gone with Entwhistle, Hogan or anything that wants to try. Anything. You don't let 1/3 of your team skate around like lost little girls trying not to be noticed in a wolf den. You bench them and you put out a warrior and you don't disgrace your City, your emblem, and the game. You chew their ass out in front of everyone, you slap them in the face and challenge them while naked in the locker room. These little fucking cunts are not earning a dime. I suggest they are required to have rookie treatment and treat Jewels like a king for the rest of the time in the bubble. Wash his underwear with their mouths. Scrub him in the shower. Carry his gear and flush the toilet for him. Whatever he needs. Put those golden locks to use Nylander, you might look pretty between his legs with some lipstick.
Now lets fucking go!!! Ride or die!! "NOX SU MAU!!!"(DO IT NOW!!)
"Nylander"
Note: Female, no horns or aggression. Passive lost slow grass muncher. Lesbian though, with scared eyes.