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Pretty sure for it to be illegal the younger party needs to have a problem with it. Methinks Urblock was more likely to tap dat ass again than sue. :brofist:
 

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2 chicks at the same time, I swear everything I have. Another bro story or not, it was two chicks at my house, we were all 17, I was so nervous about picking them up I found the parents stash of jack n coke n made some while they were out.

In my basement and we then made it upstairs to my room. Funny looking back; fucking fish outta water. Shit was awesome. I remember one liked me, the other friend wanted to join and liked me too; so I just picked em up at one of their houses in my little dinky ass pickup truck lmao

As awesome as it sounded then and now, with my friends. It's not really something to brag about if you are in a serious relationship or dating someone. Because ya know sometimes I've noticed girls will ask that question about "oh did you lose your virginity to your first love?"

And I just lie lol. Don't want that shit getting out. Some of my girl-----friends back in college would tell their girlfriends like 'oh he's such a manwhore!' in a joking manner. But I still didn't want it being out in the open. I use to get pissed when they would say that and ask me to tell their friends some of my stories. I became more embarassed of it because I didn't want girls being turned off by my actions.

Oh well
 

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2 chicks at the same time, I swear everything I have. Another bro story or not, it was two chicks at my house, we were all 17, I was so nervous about picking them up I found the parents stash of jack n coke n made some while they were out.

In my basement and we then made it upstairs to my room. Funny looking back; fucking fish outta water. Shit was awesome. I remember one liked me, the other friend wanted to join and liked me too; so I just picked em up at one of their houses in my little dinky ass pickup truck lmao

As awesome as it sounded then and now, with my friends. It's not really something to brag about if you are in a serious relationship or dating someone. Because ya know sometimes I've noticed girls will ask that question about "oh did you lose your virginity to your first love?"

And I just lie lol. Don't want that shit getting out. Some of my girl-----friends back in college would tell their girlfriends like 'oh he's such a manwhore!' in a joking manner. But I still didn't want it being out in the open. I use to get pissed when they would say that and ask me to tell their friends some of my stories. I became more embarassed of it because I didn't want girls being turned off by my actions.

Oh well

Did they both convert to full on lesbo *** by their 20s?
 

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2 chicks at the same time, I swear everything I have. Another bro story or not, it was two chicks at my house, we were all 17, I was so nervous about picking them up I found the parents stash of jack n coke n made some while they were out.

In my basement and we then made it upstairs to my room. Funny looking back; fucking fish outta water. Shit was awesome. I remember one liked me, the other friend wanted to join and liked me too; so I just picked em up at one of their houses in my little dinky ass pickup truck lmao

As awesome as it sounded then and now, with my friends. It's not really something to brag about if you are in a serious relationship or dating someone. Because ya know sometimes I've noticed girls will ask that question about "oh did you lose your virginity to your first love?"

And I just lie lol. Don't want that shit getting out. Some of my girl-----friends back in college would tell their girlfriends like 'oh he's such a manwhore!' in a joking manner. But I still didn't want it being out in the open. I use to get pissed when they would say that and ask me to tell their friends some of my stories. I became more embarassed of it because I didn't want girls being turned off by my actions.

Oh well

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lol hey don't believe me, I don't care.

You could be like my one friend who lost his in a Asian brothel. LOL now that's just awesome
 

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lol hey don't believe me, I don't care.

You could be like my one friend who lost his in a Asian brothel. LOL now that's just awesome

The only way that story would be remotely believable is if you substituted "jack and coke" with "roofied zima's"
 

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The only way that story would be remotely believable is if you substituted "jack and coke" with "roofied zima's"

Yeah, because ya know 17 year olds ride around town looking fo roofies, dumbass.

This thread is for cool V card stories, why don't you share yours instead of being under the assumption everyone is always making up shit on a message board.
 

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Yeah, because ya know 17 year olds ride around town looking fo roofies, dumbass.

yeah don't see that story actually for you without them
 

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Did they both convert to full on lesbo *** by their 20s?

One of my friends' girlfriends went full on lesbian after dating him. I never stopped giving him shit for it right up until he moved back to Tennessee with his brother.
 

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One of my friends' girlfriends went full on lesbian after dating him. I never stopped giving him shit for it right up until he moved back to Tennessee with his brother.
lol oh boy, maybe she just had a change of heart.
 

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lol oh boy, maybe she just had a change of heart.

Dude, the funniest part is that she went lesbo with one of his friends that was bi which he coincidentally fucked as well. And he was madly in love with this girl.
 

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Dude, the funniest part is that she went lesbo with one of his friends that was bi which he coincidentally fucked as well. And he was madly in love with this girl.
lmao that story gets more ridiculous as it goes. How'd your buddy take that?
 

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This thread is for cool V card stories, why don't you share yours instead of being under the assumption everyone is always making up shit on a message board.

Mine was a typical v-card story, one night when my parents were out of town I got into their grey goose and redbull stash....made some of them up and picked up the whole cheerleading squad from my high school in my sweet ass '88 ford ranger...I called up my bros up at Brazzers and told them what was going down and they showed up with cameras and shit, had my own personal fluffer which was sweet. If you want a detailed account of the occurrence just check it out on their website.

I try not to advertise it too much because I'm afraid my chickbros will call me out in front of other chicks I'm interested in, hate being called a manwhore because I am much deeper than that. Nothing pisses me off more, makes me want to rage out at the gym and put up 325 on the bench.
 

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