Oh what a night.

[Desperado34]

Understood man, I have a hard time going down on a chicken too.

Gotta be open to clam licking, brotha. Just some of us have struggled with the art.

Struggle is real.

 

[xer0h0ur]

A friend of mine was up in Chicago at NY's and took this chick back. She wanted to bang int he shower for some reason, which of course, he was down to do..

So they proceed to make it back to the bed and he starts going down on her and said it tasted and felt weird n way too watery.

So he turned the light on thinking something spilled.

Nope.


Blood..

Blood everywhere.

From..


HER VAGINA

 

[ruprecht]

A friend of mine was up in Chicago at NY's and took this chick back. She wanted to bang int he shower for some reason, which of course, he was down to do..

So they proceed to make it back to the bed and he starts going down on her and said it tasted and felt weird n way too watery.

So he turned the light on thinking something spilled.

Nope.


Blood..

Blood everywhere.

From..


HER VAGINA

uke:

 

[Desperado34]

[video=youtube;VKcAYMb5uk4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKcAYMb5uk4[/video]

 

[ruprecht]

Lol. My boss, who also owns the company, just came in and asked me why I was laughing. Well, see, uh......

 

[Dogstar]

Lol. My boss, who also owns the company, just came in and asked me why I was laughing. Well, see, uh......

... Lima beans. Lima beans make me laugh.

 

[KittiesKorner]

A friend of mine was up in Chicago at NY's and took this chick back. She wanted to bang int he shower for some reason, which of course, he was down to do..

So they proceed to make it back to the bed and he starts going down on her and said it tasted and felt weird n way too watery.

So he turned the light on thinking something spilled.

Nope.


Blood..

Blood everywhere.

From..


HER VAGINA

So he got his red wings?

 

[Heidenlarm]

Pretty standard - prom night back seat of the car.

 

[Nick80]

Nothing wrong with old fashioned.

Alot of 'men' in this thread though Heidi, makes you wonder, don't it?

 

[Urblock]

Old fashioned means eat bleeding pussy? I'll pass.

 

[Nick80]

I never said that now did I? Silly Urblock.

 

[Heidenlarm]

Old fashioned means eat bleeding pussy? I'll pass.

I think he meant fucking in the back seat of a car on prom night.

 

[HeHateMe]

In highschool, i told girls i was saving it for marriage. Got so much head i felt like a macy's day parade snoopy balloon. I may have gotten over 500 bjs from sophmore to graduation. Ate a lot of puss, didnt lose virginity until uni.

 

[Heidenlarm]

Nothing wrong with old fashioned.

Alot of 'men' in this thread though Heidi, makes you wonder, don't it?

[video=youtube;XF2ayWcJfxo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF2ayWcJfxo[/video]

 

[Nick80]

I think he meant fucking in the back seat of a car on prom night.

*dingdingding*

Old people these days, you can't let them post anywhere!

just fucking about and no harm meant, Urblock.

 

[Nick80]

In highschool, i told girls i was saving it for marriage. Got so much head i felt like a macy's day parade snoopy balloon. I may have gotten over 500 bjs from sophmore to graduation. Ate a lot of puss, didnt lose virginity until uni.

All those women you lied to. That's pretty disgusting. Have you made up for it in later life?

 

[xer0h0ur]

Don't hate the player. Hate the game. After I got my first ******* I was saying any fucking thing I needed to get head again.

 

[Nick80]

Don't hate the player. Hate the game. After I got my first ******* I was saying any fucking thing I needed to get head again.

Well some of us needed to more than others I guess.

No harm meant xer0, just fucking about, same with HHM. I wouldn't know anything tbh, I'm almost a born again virgin! LOLZ!

 

[HeHateMe]

All those women you lied to. That's pretty disgusting. Have you made up for it in later life?

Stfu, there was truth in it at the time. Da fuq u wanna get into it with me anyways? I like u nick80, but if u push me i am not afraid of bans.

 

[Omeletpants]

HHM, do you likes my new dog?