Oh what a night.

[ruprecht]

Pretty standard - prom night back seat of the car.

I think that is about as close to romance as you will find in this thread.

 

[Nick80]

Stfu, there was truth in it at the time. Da fuq u wanna get into it with me anyways? I like u nick80, but if u push me i am not afraid of bans.

You should have read the above post HHM I cleared my intentions up by mocking myself openly.

No true harm or intent meant in my statement, I was just trying to do some funning.

 

[ruprecht]

I am dying to hear about MaryChristine's first time. Was he gentle? Did he use protection? Were you bigger than him?

 

[SERE Bear]

13 yrs old. Ran into a girl from a school I used to go to at the mall. She invited me to go to her house which was across the street. Her parents were on the porch drinking and she gave them some story to get us past them and upstairs. I lasted longer than a bull rider but shorter than a commercial break haha. Good news, I had the presence of mind to pull out... bad news, i made a nice mess on her heirloom quilt. Never saw her again.

So he got his red wings?

Thats a thread worthy topic

 

[RacerX]

Early '80s, on a Chicago beach (can't recall which) with an almost-hot girl that was 3 years older than me. In hindsight she was probably a 6/10, but i would have hit that if she was a 2/10. I'd like to think i would have refrained from a 1/10, and i believe that, but I wasn't exactly swimming in pussy as a broke-ass HS freshman. I worked with this girl's sister and the sis set us up.

Off to the beach, she brought a jug of Riunite (!!!!) and a blanket, i brought a condom and a raging shrimp dick (j/k), and i drove.

Anyway, we get down to business and about 45 seconds into the action the beach patrol pulls up in their 4-wheelers and shine the spotlight on us. As you can imagine, that wasn't going to stop me, a fucking taser would't have stopped me. Yes, i pumped off for another 20 seconds and finished while cuckolding those beach cops. Fortunately, they just drove away and left me to that warming memory.

 

[RacerX]

I am dying to hear about MaryChristine's first time. Was he gentle? Did he use protection? Were you bigger than him?

Well-played, ruprecht.

 

[Unannounced Fart]

Early '80s, on a Chicago beach (can't recall which) with an almost-hot girl that was 3 years older than me. In hindsight she was probably a 6/10, but i would have hit that if she was a 2/10. I'd like to think i would have refrained from a 1/10, and i believe that, but I wasn't exactly swimming in pussy as a broke-ass HS freshman. I worked with this girl's sister and the sis set us up.

Off to the beach, she brought a jug of Riunite (!!!!) and a blanket, i brought a condom and a raging shrimp dick (j/k), and i drove.

Anyway, we get down to business and about 45 seconds into the action the beach patrol pulls up in their 4-wheelers and shine the spotlight on us. As you can imagine, that wasn't going to stop me, a fucking taser would't have stopped me. Yes, i pumped off for another 20 seconds and finished while cuckolding those beach cops. Fortunately, they just drove away and left me to that warming memory.

Lmao, this played out like one of those teen movies. And the image of humping through a taser attack needs to be put on the big screen.

 

[xer0h0ur]

I am dying to hear about MaryChristine's first time. Was he gentle? Did he use protection? Were you bigger than him?