Oh what a night.

[Desperado34]

Mine was a typical v-card story, one night when my parents were out of town I got into their grey goose and redbull stash....made some of them up and picked up the whole cheerleading squad from my high school in my sweet ass '88 ford ranger...I called up my bros up at Brazzers and told them what was going down and they showed up with cameras and shit, had my own personal fluffer which was sweet. If you want a detailed account of the occurrence just check it out on their website.

I try not to advertise it too much because I'm afraid my chickbros will call me out in front of other chicks I'm interested in, hate being called a manwhore because I am much deeper than that. Nothing pisses me off more, makes me want to rage out at the gym and put up 325 on the bench.

dang son 325 is alot of weight

 

[gpphat]

dang son 325 is alot of weight

not too shabby for an overweight bro

 

[xer0h0ur]

He felt like shit for months. Couldn't handle it. He still kept trying to get back with her. Didn't help that my best friend and I kept giving him shit for it either but I couldn't believe she went from a full on dick slobbering and riding freak to lesbo just like that. She never fucked another guy since. This girl was a certified freak, he would wake up to her riding morning wood, she liked being woken up to being fucked too, she liked rough sex (choke, slap n tickle) and loved anal.

 

[Desperado34]

He felt like shit for months. Couldn't handle it. He still kept trying to get back with her. Didn't help that my best friend and I kept giving him shit for it either but I couldn't believe she went from a full on dick slobbering and riding freak to lesbo just like that. She never fucked another guy since. This girl was a certified freak, he would wake up to her riding morning wood, she liked being woken up to being fucked too, she liked rough sex (choke, slap n tickle) and loved anal.

LOL and she gave it up for clam licking with your buddies love crush. Oh man, I can only imagine that torment. Poor guy.

Did the chick just like tell him "No I'm into chicks now."? **** that's a stinger

 

[xer0h0ur]

He never did say exactly what she said when he tried to get back with her. I imagine it was either cruel or he was ashamed to repeat it.

 

[Desperado34]

I feel bad for the guy

 

[ruprecht]

Tell the truth desperado, you blew in about 2 seconds.

 

[Desperado34]

Tell the truth desperado, you blew in about 2 seconds.

Honestly maybe like 3 mins if that lol.

They blew me for a bit in the basement and had them stop because I knew I would blow quick, so went upstairs tried to calm down and lasted like 3 mins between switching it up

 

[gpphat]

Honestly maybe like 3 mins if that lol.

They blew me for a bit in the basement and had them stop because I knew I would blow quick, so went upstairs tried to calm down and lasted like 3 mins between switching it up

See the roofied zima's helped

 

[Desperado34]

See the roofied zima's helped

You creep me out

 

[ijustposthere]

LOL and she gave it up for clam licking with your buddies love crush. Oh man, I can only imagine that torment. Poor guy.

Did the chick just like tell him "No I'm into chicks now."? **** that's a stinger

I'm trying to figure out if that's worse than her banging some other dude. At one point at least you can kind of picture it and get turned on, but you did turn her ***.

 

[gpphat]

you creep me out

ok!

 

[Desperado34]

Or she just was a closet dyke.

Then again, he did say she loved like being ravaged n shit. Who knows? Maybe she's just cray and is experimenting between everything.

Either way, that's gotta fucking suck

 

[ruprecht]

To carry on with my original story, a few additional things of note:

-I have never vomited as much as I did the next day. Still can't drink Jim Beam.
-I wasn't lying about the poison ivy. For like week I sat around in Calamine lotion soaked underwear.
-My best friend also fucked her that night in the back of the car we took there. Best way I can describe the smell would be if a bear shit out a partially digested salmon on a 90 degree day and it sat in the sun for a few hours. So glad I didn't go down on her.

 

[xer0h0ur]

HAHAHA

"The forbidden stench"

 

[ruprecht]

HAHAHA

"The forbidden stench"

After gagging, I once told a gal she was too stinky down there. I probably could have been nicer.

 

[Desperado34]

I've had a hard time going down ever since the first time. Like Rup can't drink Jim still. I have a hard time going down on a chicken.

This girl smelled so bad when I tried I ltierally burp-puked in my mouth and started sweating.. Horrible experience. Scared to go down ever since lol

 

[ruprecht]

I've had a hard time going down ever since the first time. Like Rup can't drink Jim still. I have a hard time going down on a chicken.

This girl smelled so bad when I tried I ltierally burp-puked in my mouth and started sweating.. Horrible experience. Scared to go down ever since lol

Understood man, I have a hard time going down on a chicken too.

 

[Desperado34]

To carry on with my original story, a few additional things of note:

-I have never vomited as much as I did the next day. Still can't drink Jim Beam.
-I wasn't lying about the poison ivy. For like week I sat around in Calamine lotion soaked underwear.
-My best friend also fucked her that night in the back of the car we took there. Best way I can describe the smell would be if a bear shit out a partially digested salmon on a 90 degree day and it sat in the sun for a few hours. So glad I didn't go down on her.

A friend of mine was up in Chicago at NY's and took this chick back. She wanted to bang int he shower for some reason, which of course, he was down to do..

So they proceed to make it back to the bed and he starts going down on her and said it tasted and felt weird n way too watery.

So he turned the light on thinking something spilled.

Nope.


Blood..

Blood everywhere.

From..


HER VAGINA

 

[xer0h0ur]

After gagging, I once told a gal she was too stinky down there. I probably could have been nicer.

LOL you did the teardrop maneuver. Went down and (bail bail bail!) right back up.