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The entire world is practicing Toddler Darwinism.....
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The entire world is practicing Toddler Darwinism.....
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Nah although their is a shitty team named the Gators that come from there.
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Just hope the kid went quick...
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Their story was that they left him there to teach him a lesson. Went back, gone. Bear infested woods.
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Well it probably drowned, not sure if it was a quick death.
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Yeah I prefer not to think about that part of it.
I have 2 nieces in that age range.... but their parents are not dumb enough to let them run around and get snatched.
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Gators can't chew their prey. If it was a single alligator, it took the kid underwater until he drowned. Even then, he may not have waited before death rolling the child to pieces. Sucks, but being attacked by a gator is not even close to a good way to die.
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That boy was found at an old military base 6 days after his moron parents left him...he's ok for now but who knows with parents like that.
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I have not been to Disney, but have been to Florida, and am cautious on where I go, since I like to hike, plus I would be damn sure to keep an eye on a kid, even though the big sign on the outside says "Disney."
National Parks are places I like to frequent, and the amount of senseless garbage that goes on by tourists is insane.
Signs are posted for a reason. People willingly ignore them. I see it commonly.
Whether it's the person that fell into the acidic pool at Yellowstone, or people that think wildlife are there to take selfies with (I encountered a teenage girl who was attempting a selfie with an elk at Grand Canyon NP-- being cheered on by her dad), there is a threshold on how many times you can roll the dice and come out a winner.
There are people I know that have stayed at that same resort. They shared a similar story in which they did not let their child into the shallow water, because she wanted to because other parents were letting their kids wade (not paying attention to the warnings). A gator came and attacked the couple's kids, but they were lucky. Stupid, yet lucky.
It's a horrible situation, but it can be avoided.
National Parks are places I like to frequent, and the amount of senseless garbage that goes on by tourists is insane.
Signs are posted for a reason. People willingly ignore them. I see it commonly.
Whether it's the person that fell into the acidic pool at Yellowstone, or people that think wildlife are there to take selfies with (I encountered a teenage girl who was attempting a selfie with an elk at Grand Canyon NP-- being cheered on by her dad), there is a threshold on how many times you can roll the dice and come out a winner.
There are people I know that have stayed at that same resort. They shared a similar story in which they did not let their child into the shallow water, because she wanted to because other parents were letting their kids wade (not paying attention to the warnings). A gator came and attacked the couple's kids, but they were lucky. Stupid, yet lucky.
It's a horrible situation, but it can be avoided.
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No shit, I never saw a follow up. I thought for sure that kid was long gone. Good to know that one had a happy ending.
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Have you ever wrestled a grizzly bear?
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What a novel idea, being wary of hazards and knowing the dangers of places you travel to.
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Next thing ya know, they'll be sticking these little toddlers with a dozen or more poisonous concoctions riddled with disease and toxins. Oh wait....
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Our Eastern European guests like to wear heels on certain trails.
Nothing is funnier than watching a woman in heels look like a baby calf on a hiking trail. The track suit that the dude was wearing complimented her.
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Wtf...
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It was like they were transported from a bad club in Vegas to the Utah wilderness, trying to get back to his black BMW. No cell service is a *****.
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I cannot fathom.... sometimes women downtown on sidewalks wear heels and I wonder if they will make it to their destination without keeling over or breaking a heel.
How da fuq out in the woods?
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