OT: Lions sign Justin Tucker clone Jake Bates

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not a damn thing, refreshing isn't it ?

Until he breaks his leg. Imagine signing a kicker and thinking "this is the guy who gets us over the top " What kind of weak minded, mentally tardo is happy with this terrible signing?
 

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Until he breaks his leg. Imagine signing a kicker and thinking "this is the guy who gets us over the top " What kind of weak minded, mentally tardo is happy with this terrible signing?
You're right, instead you should just waste a draft pick on a kicker, right?
What an idiot.
 

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LOL the guy was 8th out of 10 in FG % in the UFL and would have been 30th in the NFL last season, all while kicking indoors or in beautiful spring weather.

But hey at least Dan Campbell has a new way to fuck up games, with some innovative 70 yard FG attempts.
 

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LOL the guy was 8th out of 10 in FG % in the UFL and would have been 30th in the NFL last season, all while kicking indoors or in beautiful spring weather.

But hey at least Dan Campbell has a new way to fuck up games, with some innovative 70 yard FG attempts.
Maybe he brings something unique to the table like molesting fish

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LOL the guy was 8th out of 10 in FG % in the UFL and would have been 30th in the NFL last season, all while kicking indoors or in beautiful spring weather.

But hey at least Dan Campbell has a new way to fuck up games, with some innovative 70 yard FG attempts.
lets see.....................

He was

2-2 20-29 yards
2-3 30-39 yards
7-7 40-49 yards
6-10 50+

long of 64 yards

You sir, are a moron.
 

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lets see.....................

He was

2-2 20-29 yards
2-3 30-39 yards
7-7 40-49 yards
6-10 50+

long of 64 yards

You sir, are a moron.
I know you are no good at maths...and Engrish...and...well ... all thinking but can't you even Google?

The dude was never allowed to kick a single FG attempt in 4 yrs of college.

You're not the stupidest Lions fan in this thread yet, but it's early.
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You're right, instead you should just waste a draft pick on a kicker, right?
What an idiot.

Is it a bigger waste of resources to draft a RB in the 1st round or a Punter in the 4th?
 

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Is it a bigger waste of resources to draft a RB in the 1st round or a Punter in the 4th?
Or to trade a very high second rounder for Claypool

ding ding ding, we have a winner!!
 

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I know you are no good at maths...and Engrish...and...well ... all thinking but can't you even Google?

The dude was never allowed to kick a single FG attempt in 4 yrs of college.

You're not the stupidest Lions fan in this thread yet, but it's early.
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I math just fine, you little dumbass. I see 10-11 from 1-49 yards
I see three field goals made of 60+ yards.
So, you little mental midget, did you happen to see that 46% of his attempts were longer than 50+ yards?
 

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Or to trade a very high second rounder for Claypool

ding ding ding, we have a winner!!

Seems like the best team/roster in the division(the packers) also wanted to trade a 2nd for him.

Only dumbfuck teams draft off ball 2 down LB's and RB's in the top 20

Jack Sanborn legit had a comparable season to a guy the lions took in the top 20 as a rookie. And he was an UDFA. Pathetic.
 

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Seems like the best team/roster in the division(the packers) also wanted to trade a 2nd for him.

Only dumbfuck teams draft off ball 2 down LB's and RB's in the top 20

Jack Sanborn legit had a comparable season to a guy the lions took in the top 20 as a rookie. And he was an UDFA. Pathetic.
You mean the Packers, the same team that was trying to sign the Lions kicker?
Yeah, that didn't go the way you wanted. Spare me the Jack Sanborn trype, heard the same when you first got Fields.
I guess the Falcons are dumbfucks too.
And GB was just playing the Bears like a fool, as always, to drive the price up.
 
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You mean the Packers, the same team that was trying to sign the Lions kicker?
Yeah, that didn't go the way you wanted. Spare me the Jack Sanborn trype, heard the same when you first got Fields.
I guess the Falcons are dumbfucks too.
And GB was just playing the Bears like a fool, as always, to drive the price up.

Look up and compare sanborn's stats to campbell as a rookie. You legit spent a top 20 pick on a position that plays 2 downs and is a backup in the NFL now.

Dude also cant cover anyone. Basically spent that pick on a guy who just tackles. wow!
 

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The claypool trade was bad but most bears fans approved of it at the time because the team had no one at the WR position(A position the nfl actually values, unlike RB and SAM LB).

Most expected he'd never be worth the #32 pick but not be a complete and utter bust with one foot out the NFL.

And yes, Claypool had consideration and value from multiple teams, not just the bears. Thats what happens when you put up monster stats as a rookie WR, people see the potential and believe they can bring it out of you.

Still isn't as stupid as wasting 2 top 20 picks on backups and the two least valuable positions in the NFL. Least they made up for it this year by drafting actual players who can contribute to the team in Arnold.
 

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