OT: Lions sign Justin Tucker clone Jake Bates

[TezMaKai]

Adoption

I think one would need to be well off and mentally stable to legally qualify for adoption. That kinda throws @nc0gnet0 out of the mix.

 

[iueyedoc]

I math just fine, you little dumbass. I see 10-11 from 1-49 yards
I see three field goals made of 60+ yards.
So, you little mental midget, did you happen to see that 46% of his attempts were longer than 50+ yards?

DET gave a $2M contract to a guy that has tried 0 NCAA and 0 NFL FG's in his life and would rank 30th in percentage by what he made under the pressure of playing in front of 10's of fans in perfect conditions...and you are creaming over him. Despite a once in a lifetime season Lions fans can't not Lion.

 

[MDB111™]

You're right, instead you should just waste a draft pick on a kicker, right?
What an idiot.

We drafted a punter ya boob. Learn the game and then we will chat, aight?

 

[iueyedoc]

We drafted a punter ya boob. Learn the game and then we will chat, aight?

Take that back, @nc0gnet0 is not a boob.

Boobs have a purpose.

Boobs are fun to be around.

I revere boobs.

@nc0gnet0 does not qualify as a boob in any of these regards.

 

[hebs]

Or to trade a very high second rounder for Claypool

ding ding ding, we have a winner!!

Congrats on the deflection. You get a participation trophy

 

[PrideisBears]

Or to trade a very high second rounder for Claypool

ding ding ding, we have a winner!!

So besides another year without a Super Bowl what have the lions done again? Please actually have a decent comeback

 

[nc0gnet0]

The claypool trade was bad but most bears fans approved of it at the time because the team had no one at the WR position(A position the nfl actually values, unlike RB and SAM LB).

Most expected he'd never be worth the #32 pick but not be a complete and utter bust with one foot out the NFL.

And yes, Claypool had consideration and value from multiple teams, not just the bears. Thats what happens when you put up monster stats as a rookie WR, people see the potential and believe they can bring it out of you.

Still isn't as stupid as wasting 2 top 20 picks on backups and the two least valuable positions in the NFL. Least they made up for it this year by drafting actual players who can contribute to the team in Arnold.

Nationally, The lions 2023 draft is now rated top 5.
I could'nt care less what you think, if there is one thing you have proven, time and time again, is you don't know shit about football.

 

[KittiesKorner]

Nationally, The lions 2023 draft is now rated top 5.
I could care less what you think, if there is one thing you have proven, time and time again, is you don't know shit about football.

I think you care more

 

[nc0gnet0]

DET gave a $2M contract to a guy that has tried 0 NCAA and 0 NFL FG's in his life and would rank 30th in percentage by what he made under the pressure of playing in front of 10's of fans in perfect conditions...and you are creaming over him. Despite a once in a lifetime season Lions fans can't not Lion.

I math just fine, you little dumbass. I see 10-11 from 1-49 yards
I see three field goals made of 60+ yards.
So, you little mental midget, did you happen to see that 46% of his attempts were longer than 50+ yards?

 

[nc0gnet0]

We drafted a punter ya boob. Learn the game and then we will chat, aight?

Yawn

 

[nc0gnet0]

So besides another year without a Super Bowl what have the lions done again? Please actually have a decent comeback

So besides another year without a QB, what have the Bears done again?

 

[KingInTheNorth]

So besides another year without a QB, what have the Bears done again?

Without throwing a single pass in the NFL, Caleb Williams is already a better pure passer than Goff.

 

[nc0gnet0]

Without throwing a single pass in the NFL, Caleb Williams is already a better pure passer than Goff.

Yup, and i heard how much better Fields was than Goff a few years ago as well.
Prove it.

 

[PrideisBears]

Yup, and i heard how much better Fields was than Goff a few years ago as well.
Prove it.

So proud to get the rams scraps

 

[nc0gnet0]

So proud to get the rams scraps

Who is your RB1?

 

[TheWinman]

He was under contract to the UFL, and at least five teams were trying to sign him, Has already kicked multiple 60+ yarders in Ford Field.
Best part? Didn't cost the Lions a draft pick.

Adam Schefter@AdamSchefter

UFL kicker Jake Bates is signing a two-year deal this week with the Detroit Lions, per his agent Marty Magid. Bates visited the Lions, Packers and Commanders and opted to stay in Michigan, where he kicked in the UFL. His longest field this season was from 64 yards. x.com

he also missed a good number of kicks in hte small amount of games they play. Wait till he kicks in front of NFL attendences and NFL fall/winter weather. THere's a reason he was in the UFL.

 

[alswank87]

They’re cloning kickers now!?

 

[PrideisBears]

Who is your RB1?

Why does that matter? RB is important now?

 

[msadows]

We drafted a punter ya boob. Learn the game and then we will chat, aight?

To be fair, he's still trying to learn the difference between your/you're even after having it explained to him 50 times by CCS posters.

Nationally, The lions 2023 draft is now rated top 5.
I could'nt care less what you think, if there is one thing you have proven, time and time again, is you don't know shit about football.

You care a fuckton.

National people are stupid and all follow the same narrative. You use two top 20 picks on the two positions GM's find off the street. Stupid.

The issue isn't the players aren't good, the issue is allocation of resources. Taking a 2 down SAM linebacker and a HB in the top 20 is like slapping the modern NFL in the face. Im thankful the lions made that major of a fuckup.

 

[msadows]

Why does that matter? RB is important now?

It is in lions land.

You could put any RB behind that lions OL and theyd be good. Only in lions land do they think having a first round pick at RB is a cheat code.

The best part is he didnt even save the llions money. Gibbs is making more guaranteed than Swift.