Ratliff: "Felt Like Killing Everybody In The Building"

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Ridiculous how sensitive our society has gotten.. can't even threaten to murder people's children anymore without fear of losing your job.

So you think it's totally okay to go and threaten people because you're having a bad day?
 

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Let's say Ratliff followed through with that and killed everyone in the building, including all the players. I wonder how the NFL would handle that. They would probably treat us like an expansion team, giving us the first pick in every round, and allowing us to poach certain players from each team. And there would probably be lots of people happy here since we'll have the first overall pick.

Ratliff would also get a six game suspension, reduced to four on appeal.
 

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Ridiculous how sensitive our society has gotten.. can't even threaten to murder people's children anymore without fear of losing your job.

please stick to serious football talk...much appreciated bozo
 

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Let's say Ratliff followed through with that and killed everyone in the building, including all the players. I wonder how the NFL would handle that. They would probably treat us like an expansion team, giving us the first pick in every round, and allowing us to poach certain players from each team. And there would probably be lots of people happy here since we'll have the first overall pick.
Cutler would probably survive and continue to be our QB. Did you know that on average, more than one person per year is shot by their dog. Toddlers shoot people or themselves about once a week. Who's selling guns to kids and animals? I mean there has to be some kind of restrictions.:shot:
 

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I saw Ratliff working at Subway. I'm just glad he found something
 

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Cutler would probably survive and continue to be our QB. Did you know that on average, more than one person per year is shot by their dog. Toddlers shoot people or themselves about once a week. Who's selling guns to kids and animals? I mean there has to be some kind of restrictions.:shot:

What the ****? Is the dog a brown Great Dane with black spots?
 

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lol @ alcoholic. dude's a fucking nutcase. he wished death upon staff member's children for god sake.

Is nutcase a clinical diagnosis? And wtf- who hasn't tied one on- gone to work and wished death upon their co-workers children. Amirite?
 

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Yeah, I mean it's not like he raped coach fox in the locker room or bombed a country with his Ratliff Nuclear Warhead he's been working on in his workshop. He just simply got a little excited about Halloween. How many of us can honestly say we haven't gown to work, claimed to be the devil and threatened to murder everybody we could see, smell, hear, imagine.. Really, it all started with obamacare and now societal sensitivity levels are just outrageous.
 

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Ridiculous how sensitive our society has gotten.. can't even threaten to murder people's children anymore without fear of losing your job.

Point of clarification. He did not threaten to murder people's children. He simply wished their children would die. That suggests death not by his hands so quit slandering the guy.

Ratliff would also get a six game suspension, reduced to four on appeal.

This is factually incorrect. Ratliff would get a 2 game suspension, there would be outrage across the country, a video of the murders would come out and the NFL would increase the suspension to a lifetime ban and then despite killing an entire team, Ratliff would end up winning on appeal because the NFL violated the principles of double jeopardy. Goodall would then go on national TV and blame the arbitrator for the whole mess.
 

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Patrick Bateman killed a little boy at a zoo in New York. Ratliff has a way to go before he enters the Bateman zone. He needs to acquire a taste for Huey Lewis and the News, Phil Collins, and Whitney Houston. Maybe he was jealous of players like Forte, McPhee, and Cutler who could get reservations at Dorsia's and had their own tanning beds.
 

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Point of clarification. He did not threaten to murder people's children. He simply wished their children would die. That suggests death not by his hands so quit slandering the guy.

Technically- that is libel- not slander. Slander is spoken. Libel is written.
 

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