I've come up with a play to get Kevin White goin...
So it's no secret Buckwheat has been a collosal bust.
First his Mr. Glass persona made him vulnerable to stress fractures and well any kind of stress. I mean I'm so fat now I get the meat sweats just thinking about tailgating, but White for awhile was breaking bones just putting on his uniform.
Now that he has defeated his Mr. Glass persona, ol Buckwheat cant find his mojo.
So....in lou of the NFLs allowance of dreadlox and corn-rolls on the field, I thought of a Harry&Lloyd design gag-play that could send White right to the endzone.
White has corn-rolls and dreds. So my idea was, fit him with SNAP-ON dreds to his current dreds. This will make him an ALLURING target for lazy tacklers from behind. Then when the tackler goes to pull his hair, the dreds SNAP RIGHT OFF!!!
GAG OF THE CENTURY!!!
And Buckwheat laughs his ass off all the way to the endzone as the hapless defender lays on the ground with nothing but a handful of fake dreds in his hands.