Your avatar is confusing. If the Bears draft the diva, how do they also get the Star WR?
What??? If the Bears draft a diva QB and a WR they would both be on rookie contracts for 5 years. Affording them isn't a problem and it's not like diva QBs don't want WR so you trying to make crap to suit your confirmation bias about a QB in the draft makes no sense.
Do better.
If all people can come up with is crying, fingernails and claims of diva we need to get that QB, he is the most problem free QB for things that matter ever.
They are more likely poking around in Virginia’s colostomy bag, but will need to pay Ernie Accorsi several million dollars to confirm there is indeed a kernel of sweetcorn in there. It’s Ernie time!
The name is an ostomy bag even if it is technically for a colostomy. That's not how they work.
You glue a flange to your stomach around the stoma. You put a bag on it in some way. The options are a quick release or a not quick release on the flange. Quick release the whole bag comes off and goes into the garbage. Not quick release the bag has a clip that opens and you dump it in a toilet. At no point is there any worry about what's in it other than blood. Yes if you ate corn there's probably corn in it. If it's in the bag, great.
Now if you had a leak and got a kernel between the flange and skin that would be a problem but you've already got a leak, it's not like you can reglue it so it just needs removed, cleaned and reapplied. A bigger worry is hair. I'm a guy with about an 80% chance to have an ostomy at some point but I imagine at Virginia's age she has a few wild hairs and isn't any better off than most guys.
I could ask my aunt if you want. She's not 102 but she's old enough and has an ostomy bag (which is actually for a colostomy).
We have a segment of the fan base leaving love signs to Justin in front of Halas Hall.
It’s not obvious to everyone
I still don't care. We'll just be getting a different QB to not give an offense to and subject to this ass team.
This team isn't going to change until there's new ownership.
We aren't trying to have a QB. If anything we're trying less than ever. They're just doing it with better names and hanging onto them longer.
No QB will ever be able to do it with what the McCaskeys will allow on offense.
I don't know who DaBearsBlog is, but a decision on Fields doesn't need to be made until I think March 13th. That's not the decision right now, and I really doubt it is addressed at the press conference except some blanket statement like "we will continue to review all positions including the QB position before making any determinations to put our team in its best position '.
I don't think a decision on Fields ever needs to be made.
If you mean for the 5th that's May 3rd.
But it would be better to trade him before the draft to get a pick this year since we gave away our picks for defense that can't defend and to give the new team time to decide if they want the 5th.
It’s hilarious. This time next year Eberflus will be canned.
Too soon. Next year a week or two after the Super Bowl after all the good HC prospects are gone.
