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I've been a lean/skinny ****** my entire life (combo genetics/diet/exercise), and I read through this thread only to feel better about myself. thanks!

Well, we hope you choke on your Wheatgrass and sustainable kimchi.
 

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Well, we hope you choke on your Wheatgrass and sustainable kimchi.

Wheatgrass doesn't do anything for me, but kimchi is huge. I've experimented with a couple new concoctions: a kimchi & garlic relish, and a kimchi-infused EVOO, need to fine-tune the formulas but both look promising.
 

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kimchi smells like a rotting corpse to me...
 

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All I heard was "cockjuice"

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Wheatgrass doesn't do anything for me, but kimchi is huge. I've experimented with a couple new concoctions: a kimchi & garlic relish, and a kimchi-infused EVOO, need to fine-tune the formulas but both look promising.

Love kimchi.
 

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kimchi smells like a rotting corpse to me...

Yeah, agreed, nasty smelling. But, like everything else, there are greatly varying and disparate quality levels. Kimchi, for me, is great as a condiment to another food. Not as attractive on a standalone basis.
 

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4 lines of meth a day for 30 days oughta take off some weight. If you don't mind your teeth turning yellow and your hair falling out.
 

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And for as big of a dick baba can be at times making fun of me; I feel obliged to make fun of him for being fat.

But I won't.


5'10 178 lbs and love it.

I can't remember the last time I made fun of you. :dunno:
 

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Jogging is bad for you. Don't do it. For all fat fucks who are also cheapskates, I have the world's cheapest diet for you. Eat nothing and drink nothing but your own urine until you lose all the weight desired.
 

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Try rowing. It doesn't **** up your knees and hips like running can and it is a full body workout. 45 minutes of rowing will kick your ass more than any jog ever could. Combine that with resistance training, and you're golden.


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And if rowing isn't convenient for you, which it more than likely is not, do burpees and lots of them. You can rest a few minutes between sets, it's encouraged. And drink your urine and then you'll truly be golden.
 

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