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My favorite teams
Has anyone stretched out on Mr. Couch with mud-caked cowboy boots and grinded mud into him a la Rick James?
The IHN Psychiatric Couch
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Dear Mr. Couch,
Why do people take it upon themselves to hold personal vendeta's against sports stars who they have never met and don't really know. And over analyze and scrutinize ever detail and syllable that comes out of their mouth in an attempt to try to villainize them and make themselves feel better?
Why do people take it upon themselves to hold personal vendeta's against sports stars who they have never met and don't really know. And over analyze and scrutinize ever detail and syllable that comes out of their mouth in an attempt to try to villainize them and make themselves feel better?
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If this sports star is Michael Vick, it's totally ok though, right Mr. Couch? Also, sports stars involved in rape or sexual assault? It doesn't make me feel better, but they should certainly feel worse.
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I feel like Terry Bradshaw should be included as well... but that's just because I find him irritating.
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Dear Mr.Couch,
What is your favorite type of fart and why?
What is your favorite type of fart and why?
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Seriously disappointed in you, Supra... this is easily a "Dear Ymono" question. *sigh*
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Well in all honesty, the writing was on the wall - after Muley got a thread, it was just a matter of time. Perhaps this is the nail in the chubby, bald coffin?
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Only when Jako is around.
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That skit is quite inaccurate.
If I was placed into an african american home, I'd immediately be draped in plastic.
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I've heard many things come out of sports fans mouths as the watch Professor Television.
There are times that I cannot tell if those are words or farts.
Bottom line is that people are going to see what they're going to see.
I find it odd to vilify teams based on one or two of the players on that said team.
Then again, I do prefer Planet Earth over a football game.
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The kind of fart that is not emitted into my cushions. Save that for Sir Wooden Chair.
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Dear Mr. Couch.
I hear Profession Television gets all uppity about respecting his title and a little snooty about having control over so much information, is this true? I feel like he's more TMZ than Nova.
I hear Profession Television gets all uppity about respecting his title and a little snooty about having control over so much information, is this true? I feel like he's more TMZ than Nova.
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Kind of hard to run without longer legs.
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Dear Mr. Couch... do you go both ways?
You know... fold out?
You know... fold out?
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No, I'm pretty old school.
Folding out invites too many overweight fans of Patrick Kane to rest their flabby bottoms to rest.
Folding out invites too many overweight fans of Patrick Kane to rest their flabby bottoms to rest.
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But I thought fat bottomed girls make he rocking world go round? Have I been deceived?
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Just wanted to vent this hear since I couldn't do it on twitter and facebook, but it really sucks when your good friends you've known for 10+ years turn into total assholes. 2 of my best friends in the last 5 years have fucked over their wives and turned into complete pricks in the process. I've lost 2 of my closest friends because they somehow turned into complete assholes. The 2nd was more shocking than the first as I never would have suspected it.