whiteevo
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mr couch, best new member since me.
The IHN Psychiatric Couch
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Dear Mr. Couch...
Was Evo ever really a good member?
Was Evo ever really a good member?
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Mr. Couch how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
whiteevo
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i have a great member, thank you.
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Dudes seem to love it.
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Ow!
Spent a few evenings playing chess.........against myself.
Yeah, I know, I didn't heed warnings that I was well aware of.
I paid for splitting my mind in two.
I kicked my own ass. Now I have swollen cheekbone and a swollen and cut right hand.
Split your mind and getting good snap on a punch can feel so great and hurt so bad at same time.
I need to make some sort of vow against self induced schizophrenia.
"NO MORE CHESS AGAINST SELF JAM!!!!"
Spent a few evenings playing chess.........against myself.
Yeah, I know, I didn't heed warnings that I was well aware of.
I paid for splitting my mind in two.
I kicked my own ass. Now I have swollen cheekbone and a swollen and cut right hand.
Split your mind and getting good snap on a punch can feel so great and hurt so bad at same time.
I need to make some sort of vow against self induced schizophrenia.
"NO MORE CHESS AGAINST SELF JAM!!!!"
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Many couches see many members. We all hope they don't slip out of pleasure holes to be jammed between our cushions.
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Depends.
New ones are much better than old ones left by bastard kids with short term memories that get lost underneath my cushions.
It is nice to get your drunk friends to eat a 4 year old pop that's been lingering in my bowels.
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You should hear some of the things I hear after 3am when a drunk craigslist hookup seems like a good idea.
Always check if she has bigger feet than you.
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Dear Mr. Couch..
Is it actually safe to sit on you? Or should we just tell you our concerns from over here.
Is it actually safe to sit on you? Or should we just tell you our concerns from over here.
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Mr. Couch
How's your diet? A steady flow of potato chip crumbs, stray popcorn, and spilled beer can't be good for your health, not to mention all the used condoms.
Bon appetit
Julia Child
How's your diet? A steady flow of potato chip crumbs, stray popcorn, and spilled beer can't be good for your health, not to mention all the used condoms.
Bon appetit
Julia Child
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CLWolf81
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Sincere apologies. I hope the imaginary posting furniture and it's fan club is not offended.
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Has Mr. Couch been put out by the curb?
the canadian dream
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The couch is too good for me. I deserve the floor....better yet a board with nails sticking out of it.
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I would like it better if Sarah Kustok would sit on me.
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Black lights are a bit telling.
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If you invite Rosie O'donnel to sit on me, there will be an uproar.
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Mrs. Couch doesn't hold all the cards.