The IHN Psychiatric Couch

bri

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Boyfriend issues? I work as good as a vibrator and dont require batteries.





Well, aren't you sweet. I have just had a million things go wrong in the last several days and am at the end of my sanity and heading for a nervous breakdown. It seems that September is always a horrible month for me and I'm only 3 days in. So I wonder what yet awaits me. Everything I touch breaks so believe me you wouldn't want me touching that.
 

BlackHawkPaul

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With the lockout seeming inevitable, the couch is open again.
 

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Holy crap, I should lay down.



Im not though.
 

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Dear Mr. Couch.



What are suitable alternatives to thinking about Hockey. Can we turn to other sports, or would that just be cheating.
 

BlackHawkPaul

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Dear Mr. Couch.



What are suitable alternatives to thinking about Hockey. Can we turn to other sports, or would that just be cheating.

It's not cheating if you turn up the stereo very loudly and watch curling on an old console television.

It is cheating if you watch the CFL.
 

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HAHAH awesome. Davenport Iowa....

Born, constructed, tested by inspector 12, and raised.



Here's a picture of my mom.

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Holy crap, I should lay down.



Im not though.

Dude, you know my door is always open.



And my couch/bed/kitchen floor is ALWAYS ready for you... you could even talk if you wanted.
 

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Damn... your mom looks nice. I could totally see myself laying all over her.

She had that problem for a while. Really wore her cushions out, if you know what I mean. Some guy tried to drill a hole in her armrest and fill it with Crisco. There are some really twisted individuals out there.
 

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I never really knew my dad.

My stepdad is black. Not that there's anything wrong with that.



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That's him in his office. He's a smooth guy.



So was your dad a Lazy-E Boy?
 

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Is your little brother a hassock? (last bad joke I promise)
 

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I cant' believe the gold this thread turned into... well done.
 

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