The IHN Psychiatric Couch

[supraman]

I've often said that rented affection can feel just as good as the real thing.



Hit up a strip club.

See strip clubs have zero appeal to me. First off I have to pay to see boobies. I can stay home and download porn and see the whole show. Second, let's not beat around the bush (no pun intended) I'm gonna want to jackoff. That is seriously frowned upon at a strip club. The porn on my computer at home doesn't seem to mind.

 

[bri]

Of for the love of pete, you could just cyber with him or something, be a sport.

If I did it with him, I'd have to do it with everyone. A girl has to set limits. Besides he needs the real thing. He needs the human touch. He needs to feel he is desired just as he is.

 

[E Runs]

If i am smart I go to the store once every two weeks. The last girl I asked out worked at said grocery store. jesus did I flub the asking part and she politely rejected me saying she had a boyfriend. She was a cashier so I handed her a note to avoid a "scene" and yeah flubbed it, we still remained some weird form of friends. One day she was stocking in an aisle that had no one in it so I went up to her finally apologized for making a jackass of myself.

I hope the note didn't say, "Lorraine, you are my density".





In all seriousness you may want to look into Toastmasters. They're more geared toward public speaking and leadership but I'm thinking you'll be able to apply what you learn there to the social scene.

 

[TSD]

If I did it with him, I'd have to do it with everyone. A girl has to set limits. Besides he needs the real thing. He needs the human touch. He needs to feel he is desired just as he is.

even the women?

 

[bri]

even the women?

Now there's the TSD we all know and love.

 

[supraman]

How about I just let you read a story sometime or who knows if I'm feeling generous I'll write a personal one designed just for you and the girl of your dreams.

Nah I got that fantasy pretty well cemented in my head. Even have one that include Carmella Bing. So yeah I got that area pretty well covered.

 

[Rdrhwke]

Besides he needs the real thing. He needs the human touch.

He needs to be shot and put out of his misery.

 

[TSD]

He needs to be shot and put out of his misery.

well thats just mean!

 

[LordKOTL]

Yes I love how we guys spend all this time coming up with theories about women. We really have no clue. We are like cavemen trying to figure out how the sun works. We are totally lost.

That's why I don't try and make "theories"; I just observe(d) what works and emulate it.



Hence, most guys without a clue would be better served not questioning why women behave and react the way they do, but just accept that they are the way they are and use that to their advantage, be that getting the girl, keping the girl, or just pulling her on like a sock.

 

[bri]

He needs to be shot and put out of his misery.

Hun, you should be full of sex advice for him. I'll bet you were quite the scamp in the day.

 

[supraman]

He needs to be shot and put out of his misery.

/agree

 

[bri]

Just keep in mind that every woman is not a Jayden Jaymes or Chandler Bing. If you expect them to be, you will be very disappointed.

 

[supraman]

Just keep in mind that every woman is not a Jayden Jaymes or Chandler Bing. If you expect them to be, you will be very disappointed.

That's Carmella Bing sweetie...very important.



Also the chicks at winghouse come pretty fucking close.

 

[supraman]

He needs to be shot and put out of his misery.

Rdr I mean this in the nicest way possible. **** you

 

[bri]

That's Carmella Bing sweetie...very important.



Also the chicks at winghouse come pretty fucking close.

Well, Then I stand corrected. Start going there every day so they will become familiar with you. in no time you will work up the courage to engage.

 

[supraman]

Well, Then I stand corrected. Start going there every day so they will become familiar with you. in no time you will work up the courage to engage.

Yeah that'd be great and all since i love boobs and they put them on display however I lack the necessary funds to make that a daily jaunt.

 

[TSD]

Well, Then I stand corrected. Start going there every day so they will become familiar with you. in no time you will work up the courage to engage.

I fucking hate hooter girls. Which is I assume what these are like. i hate when I want to order, and they invite themselves to sit in a chair at the table. Get your ass up *****, no one told you to have a seat. If you want to provide better customer service dont sit down take your fuckin shirt off!

 

[sth]

Supra is this you? You both seem to love Hooters.

 

[Rdrhwke]

Rdr I mean this in the nicest way possible. **** you

Right back at ya dude.

 

[bri]

Yeah that'd be great and all since i love boobs and they put them on display however I lack the necessary funds to make that a daily jaunt.

Try a couple times a week and leave a good tip. You'll get a good rep. Just trying to help. Guess the guys would be a better help to you. Sorry