The IHN Psychiatric Couch

[TSD]

Why Eruns, I never thought I would see a pic of you without the mohawk.

 

[Tater]

Why Eruns, I never thought I would see a pic of you without the mohawk.

 

[E Runs]

Ya, who knew my yearbook was online?

















Well played TSD, well played.

 

[FlaHawkFan]

True but I think this is currently the most interesting thread on the forum in terms of popularity. So basically everyone is enjoying me explaining that I am an emotionally dead socially awkward trainwreck. Go me I haz finally achieved popularity/

"Enjoying" is not exactly the word I was thinking of.



This thread is entertaining, albeit definitely in the train wreck kind of way I referenced earlier in this thread.



Now all we need to hear is that your "C" of a mom reads IHN and that she saw this thread, and the day will be complete.

 

[supraman]

"Enjoying" is not exactly the word I was thinking of.



This thread is entertaining, albeit definitely in the train wreck kind of way I referenced earlier in this thread.



Now all we need to hear is that your "C" of a mom reads IHN and that she saw this thread, and the day will be complete.

she doesnt, if she did I wouldn't care. I'd tell it to her straight to her face. I have no love for that woman, no feelings, no emotion, no give a shit. To me she is dead. She is no longer part of my life.

 

[R K]

My advice here is do NOT **** your siblings.





It only ends in a horrible way.

OK I laughed. hahahahahaa!!!

 

[supraman]

OK I laughed. hahahahahaa!!!

When I was younger I wanted to nail my 2nd cousin but yeah no family and all that

 

[Rdrhwke]

"Enjoying" is not exactly the word I was thinking of.



This thread is entertaining, albeit definitely in the train wreck kind of way I referenced earlier in this thread.

 

[jakobeast]

When I was younger I wanted to nail my 2nd cousin but yeah no family and all that

2nd cousin is fine. Most geneticists say there is enough genetic diversity with 1st cousins it's fine, but the social taboo is too great.

 

[supraman]

2nd cousin is fine. Most geneticists say there is enough genetic diversity with 1st cousins it's fine, but the social taboo is too great.

Screw it, Jako I need to get laid. Want to make sweet luvins with me

 

[the canadian dream]

There's too much sexual tension on these boards lately. Why don'e we all just get it over with. Party at my place!!

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

There's too much sexual tension on these boards lately. Why don'e we all just get it over with. Party at my place!!

There are easier ways to hang wallpaper.

 

[supraman]

There's too much sexual tension on these boards lately. Why don'e we all just get it over with. Party at my place!!

But I dont want to go to nuckland. Let's go to Jako's

 

[jakobeast]

But I dont want to go to nuckland. Let's go to Jako's

For our Canananananananananananadian friends I will hang my Canada banners and such.

 

[the canadian dream]

As for you Supra you are obviously a passionate person and have an energy in you that probably want in return from a woman. Good on you!! Shes out there and **** me if you guys aren't going to have a hell of a good time when she comes into your life.







Have you tried online dating services? I know people can feel funny about them thinking it means you have sunk to a low level. But online dating sites are actually a very common way to meet people these days. It's now the "norm". I have friends who have had great success on them. Won't lie some joined just to get action but so did the person on the other end (and that's noones business but their own and they have been safe). Then on the other hand some of my friends have actually developed serious meaningfull relationships from online dating. Some are like you who don't go out much but needed and wanted a social relationship with someone and they did find it on line. And you would be surprised how many people are out there with that same situation. And the stereotype doesn't work that the only people on those services are awkward and "unatractive" for a lack of better words. There are billions of people out there and you can find someone who you want and who wants you. The internet has actually made it easier to find those people if you ask me. I hate when people say "ohhh people spend to much time online and lose the ability to socialise". That is sooo not that case. Infact I think we live in an age where socialising has never been more available and more strong. Sites like this are a case in point. Dating sites are social sites have an amazing way of bringing people together who would otherwise never have met.

 

[supraman]

As for you Supra you are obviously a passionate person and have an energy in you that probably want in return from a woman. Good on you!! Shes out there and **** me if you guys aren't going to have a hell of a good time when she comes into your life.







Have you tried online dating services? I know people can feel funny about them thinking it means you have sunk to a low level. But online dating sites are actually a very common way to meet people these days. It's now the "norm". I have friends who have had great success on them. Won't lie some joined just to get action but so did the person on the other end (and that's noones business but their own and they have been safe). Then on the other hand some of my friends have actually developed serious meaningfull relationships from online dating. Some are like you who don't go out much but needed and wanted a social relationship with someone and they did find it on line. And you would be surprised how many people are out there with that same situation. And the stereotype doesn't work that the only people on those services are awkward and "unatractive" for a lack of better words. There are billions of people out there and you can find someone who you want and who wants you. The internet has actually made it easier to find those people if you ask me. I hate when people say "ohhh people spend to much time online and lose the ability to socialise". That is sooo not that case. Infact I think we live in an age where socialising has never been more available and more strong. Sites like this are a case in point. Dating sites are social sites have an amazing way of bringing people together who would otherwise never have met.

Here's what I honestly want in a woman. She has to be smart, I have to actually give a **** about what she has to say. This is going to sound sadlypathetic. Even when I watch porn if the chick seems dumb I don't care how friggen hot she is I'm turned off. Shyla Stylez is hot as hell and comes off dumb as a brick, she does zero for me. So yeah brains are a must. She doesn't have to be the hottest chick on the planet but sure the hell doesnt hurt but she has to have a pretty face. Also it sure would help if she understood my unhealthy obsession with hockey. Low drama too, I just have zero patience for dumb shit drama, I will just walk away because it is a waste of my time and give a damn. Sure that might sound like a lot but I dont think it is.



As for dating online. I'll be candid even though I've tried geek to geek online dating does feel like I've failed at being a human being. I am not saying I'm against trying it but I have to get past the mental issues I have with it. As I've mentioned I have old parents so I have a lot of old fashioned tendencies and going to a dating service just seems like I'm a **** up (I am but for different reasons).



I'm being way too honest for a damn hockey forum but **** it. I just need a girl to give me a god damn chance. I can be witty and funny and charming, I'm a smart guy, I do not act like a ******, I'm brutually honest (lost me my last gf prospect and no we aint going to talk about that level of Special person since that's a long, long ass post. Just I needed to just keep my mouth shut on that one is all), I'm loyal unless given a reason not to be.



Two of the women I worked with asked me about cheating one time and at the time I borrowed a Chris Rock line just because and I said "A man is only as faithful as his options." and I left it at that and throughout the workday it just ate at me I mean fucking ate at me. I got to the point where I emailed them and said I wasnt being honest and I had quoted Mr. Rock and said honestly I'm not the cheating type it isn't in me, if I am not happy in the relationship I'd rather just get out of it instead of cheat.



I dunno I'm a bit emotionally dead because of Tiffany, as well as other women but she's the main culprit, long story short, I thought i had her, I thought we were going to date, so I called her and said let's go out and she told me she was out with Dan and in an aroundabout way said she picked him. I was fucking devastated (I was 16 at the time so yeah it is teenage drama shit I know) but at the time yeah I would have bet a fortune that I had her so when she told me that I hurt like all hell. I remember that night i took 2 tylenol, 2 tylenol PM, and 2 tylenol sinus because I didn't want to think when I went to bed (I did not try to OD just wanted the brain to turn the **** off). After that I kinda just eliminated my emotions, I was a cold hearted prick for most of high school. I became basically vulcan (as nerdy as that sounds it is accurate) I just looked for the logical answer and eliminated emotion from the equation. I was that way for a LONG LONG time, basically until I was 19, some of that still remains. It is probably why I'm so apathetic nowadays giving a shit just aint worth the pain.



again being too honest but might as well go all the way. I'm a big fucking nerd. Like I read comic books, play magic on xbox, play way too many video games, I am a know it all because I know enough on most subjects to know more than the average guy. I find quantum physics a bit beyond my realm but still interesting as sin. I hardly drink because I don't see the point, I've never done drugs not even a single hit of weed. Take the Big Bang Theory those are my people, sure those guys are all PhD nerds and all that but I get all the social awkwardness in that show I get all the science shit in that show. I relate to those guys more than any others on TV. If it were the 50s I'd be labelled as a square and **** I know I am it took me a LONG time to come to terms with it and accept it and embrace it. But let's be honest it doesn't help with getting the ladies. Also I'm fat so yeah that dont help my cause either.

 

[supraman]

[font=arial, sans-serif]We're very sorry, but our matching system cannot predict good matches for you.



thanks e-harmony....story of my fucking life.[/font]

 

[supraman]

[font="arial, sans-serif"]We're very sorry, but our matching system cannot predict good matches for you.



thanks e-harmony....story of my fucking life.[/font]

I might be talking to myself but you have no idea how fucking frustrating seeing that was. I finally say **** it and go for it and yeah. I need to go like punch things.

 

[phranchk]

[font="arial, sans-serif"]We're very sorry, but our matching system cannot predict good matches for you.



thanks e-harmony....story of my fucking life.[/font]

Are you atheist or agnostic, and if so did you answer that as part of your profile?

Pretty sure e-harmony is a religious based site and that's a standard canned answer for anyone who puts that they are atheist or agnostic.

 

[supraman]

Are you atheist or agnostic, and if so did you answer that as part of your profile?

Pretty sure e-harmony is a religious based site and that's a standard canned answer for anyone who puts that they are atheist or agnostic.

I said no spiritual beliefs