The IHN Psychiatric Couch

[TSD]

If I am paying for an escort...I'd better get more than a handy, I better damn well get fucked. Shit I can convince a woman to go out with me for appearance sakes. She might be my friend with a boyfriend but she'd do me the favor and act like my GF for a night. So yeah if they are accepting my credit card, they are getting fucked that night.



Here's how much of a nerd I am. I have even given serious thought about getting an escort cause god I need to get laid. But then I start wondering what protocol is. Is it acceptable to be passionate even if it is a false passion, is it okay to kiss her? Do you just do the deed? All these quite Special person questions go through my mind and I know they are dumb questions but they are important questions. I simply have no desire to just bang a chick. I want a little passion, I'm not saying it has to be real, but I don't want to just bang away at a chick just because. I want a little heat in it. I mean hell if I wanted to just **** something a pocket pussy will do the trick. I am rambling and I aint going back to fix it, so if you guys can make sense of it, more power to you.

So what you want, is that animal lust, like when you are hitting it off at a bar with a chick, and either pheramones or whatever slip into your system and you fucking know, that chick wants you inside her. Then when you get down to the deed you both want it so bad you dont even get all your clothes off, its hike up the skirt pull down the pants your mouths wont seperate and drive the beef truck to tuna town on the side of fell hall, afterwards you fucking get chills down your spine from the excitement of it all.



Is that what you want?



I was drawing from experience, hence the side of fell hall reference. I should write romance novels, I think I just gave myself a little mohogany.

 

[E Runs]

If I am paying for an escort...I'd better get more than a handy, I better damn well get fucked. Shit I can convince a woman to go out with me for appearance sakes. She might be my friend with a boyfriend but she'd do me the favor and act like my GF for a night. So yeah if they are accepting my credit card, they are getting fucked that night.

I like the way you think.



Okay, so you have social female friends, that's a start. Do they have friends? In fact try hanging out with your chick friends more often, for whatever reason Bettys are more apt to look your way if you're with another chick. It's as if they like to eat their own.



Do you frequent the same places often, bookstores, coffee houses, etc.? Start hunting there since you'll have a similar interest to start off with.

 

[sth]

I like the way you think.



Okay, so you have social female friends, that's a start. Do they have friends? In fact try hanging out with your chick friends more often, for whatever reason Bettys are more apt to look your way if you're with another chick. It's as if they like to eat their own.



Do you frequent the same places often, bookstores, coffee houses, etc.? Start hunting there since you'll have a similar interest to start off with.

Yes I love how we guys spend all this time coming up with theories about women. We really have no clue. We are like cavemen trying to figure out how the sun works. We are totally lost.

 

[supraman]

I like the way you think.



Okay, so you have social female friends, that's a start. Do they have friends? In fact try hanging out with your chick friends more often, for whatever reason Bettys are more apt to look your way if you're with another chick. It's as if they like to eat their own.



Do you frequent the same places often, bookstores, coffee houses, etc.? Start hunting there since you'll have a similar interest to start off with.

I hardly see my female friend. To be honest last time I seen her was the football playoffs last year. I rarely go anywhere besides work and the grocery store. I am serious I have like NO life.

 

[supraman]

Yes I love how we guys spend all this time coming up with theories about women. We really have no clue. We are like cavemen trying to figure out how the sun works. We are totally lost.

From what I gather from women is they don't understand us either.

 

[bri]

So what you want, is that animal lust, like when you are hitting it off at a bar with a chick, and either pheramones or whatever slip into your system and you fucking know, that chick wants you inside her. Then when you get down to the deed you both want it so bad you dont even get all your clothes off, its hike up the skirt pull down the pants your mouths wont seperate and drive the beef truck to tuna town on the side of fell hall, afterwards you fucking get chills down your spine from the excitement of it all.



Is that what you want?



I was drawing from experience, hence the side of fell hall reference. I should write romance novels, I think I just gave myself a little mohogany.

I write sensual erotic tales. Maybe we could collaborate on a best seller. I am good at being descriptive and you are good at being nasty. And NO that is not code for we should have sex.

 

[TSD]

I hardly see my female friend. To be honest last time I seen her was the football playoffs last year. I rarely go anywhere besides work and the grocery store. I am serious I have like NO life.

well that sounds like me 5 days a week at least. I dont like to do shit during the week, I like to kick back and relax when I get home from work and usually only go out one night (friday or saturday) I like to have entire days where I dont have to do shit, and I can watch movies play games beat off whatever.

 

[whiteevo]

i know I said I wouldn't intervene, but Hun, you want real passion. You should be with someone that genuinely cares for you that wants to please you because you matter to them not because you are paying them,

that sounds like a great plan for tomorrow night.



but tonight this dude needs to meet a loose girl and have at it. repetitions are needed for this guy. gotta do your homework.

 

[supraman]

So what you want, is that animal lust, like when you are hitting it off at a bar with a chick, and either pheramones or whatever slip into your system and you fucking know, that chick wants you inside her. Then when you get down to the deed you both want it so bad you dont even get all your clothes off, its hike up the skirt pull down the pants your mouths wont seperate and drive the beef truck to tuna town on the side of fell hall, afterwards you fucking get chills down your spine from the excitement of it all.



Is that what you want?



I was drawing from experience, hence the side of fell hall reference. I should write romance novels, I think I just gave myself a little mohogany.

Not exactly. It is hard to explain. Maybe because I've never been with an escort/prostitute but I don't imagine them being terribly "into it" and yeah just not interested in a chick that will lay there and I just plow away. That doesn't do it for me, just holds zero appeal. Even if the chick fakes being interested in me I'll take that over "Alright get it over with" sometimes I'd rather have a really good lie over the truth

 

[supraman]

I write sensual erotic tales. Maybe we could collaborate on a best seller. I am good at being descriptive and you are good at being nasty. And NO that is not code for we should have sex.

Bri can we have sex? I have visa and mastercard, surely you accept one of those.

 

[TSD]

Not exactly. It is hard to explain. Maybe because I've never been with an escort/prostitute but I don't imagine them being terribly "into it" and yeah just not interested in a chick that will lay there and I just plow away. That doesn't do it for me, just holds zero appeal. Even if the chick fakes being interested in me I'll take that over "Alright get it over with" sometimes I'd rather have a really good lie over the truth

No I get you, the girl liking what you are giving can be the biggest turn on of all.

 

[supraman]

well that sounds like me 5 days a week at least. I dont like to do shit during the week, I like to kick back and relax when I get home from work and usually only go out one night (friday or saturday) I like to have entire days where I dont have to do shit, and I can watch movies play games beat off whatever.

If i am smart I go to the store once every two weeks. The last girl I asked out worked at said grocery store. jesus did I flub the asking part and she politely rejected me saying she had a boyfriend. She was a cashier so I handed her a note to avoid a "scene" and yeah flubbed it, we still remained some weird form of friends. One day she was stocking in an aisle that had no one in it so I went up to her finally apologized for making a jackass of myself.

 

[supraman]

No I get you, the girl liking what you are giving can be the biggest turn on of all.

Like I said, fake it, I don't care, as long as it is a convincing lie that works for me.

 

[sth]

Bri can we have sex? I have visa and mastercard, surely you accept one of those.

See saying stuff like this doesn't help get girls. They don't usually care for statements like that.

 

[bri]

Bri can we have sex? I have visa and mastercard, surely you accept one of those.

How about I just let you read a story sometime or who knows if I'm feeling generous I'll write a personal one designed just for you and the girl of your dreams.

 

[supraman]

See saying stuff like this doesn't help get girls. They don't usually care for statements like that.

And see I was told that women like it when we are direct.

 

[Ymono37]

Not exactly. It is hard to explain. Maybe because I've never been with an escort/prostitute but I don't imagine them being terribly "into it" and yeah just not interested in a chick that will lay there and I just plow away. That doesn't do it for me, just holds zero appeal. Even if the chick fakes being interested in me I'll take that over "Alright get it over with" sometimes I'd rather have a really good lie over the truth

I've often said that rented affection can feel just as good as the real thing.



Hit up a strip club.

 

[TSD]

I write sensual erotic tales. Maybe we could collaborate on a best seller. I am good at being descriptive and you are good at being nasty. And NO that is not code for we should have sex.

But I like to eat carpet! Alot of guys don't I on the other hand LOVE it. I can't explain it.

 

[Ymono37]

But I like to eat carpet! Alot of guys don't I on the other hand LOVE it. I can't explain it.

We have a lot in common, Sir.

 

[TSD]

How about I just let you read a story sometime or who knows if I'm feeling generous I'll write a personal one designed just for you and the girl of your dreams.

Of for the love of pete, you could just cyber with him or something, be a sport.