Thin crust pizza f*****g slaps

[Omeletpants]

I wouldn’t eat malnatis to save my life.

Hammer tossers cant afford Malanatis

 

[Hawkeye OG]

No food is walking around food.

what about a walking taco?

Walking is literally in its name

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

what about a walking taco?

Walking is literally in its name

Post your address again, and your reflection in a photo Super-Chunk. Did you get a hair cut yet fat slob?

 

[Leomaz]

Hammer tossers cant afford Malanatis

Hammer tossers wouldn’t waste their money on it. We can afford it just don’t want it......do any doxxing lately?

 

[JimAKABlkhwks918]

Hammer tossers cant afford Malanatis

You referring to trade workers as hammer tossers is hilarious, considering that when you pick up a power tool you maim yourself. Can't imagine what you'd do to yourself if you attempted my trade (electrician.)

 

[Omeletpants]

You referring to trade workers as hammer tossers is hilarious, considering that when you pick up a power tool you maim yourself. Can't imagine what you'd do to yourself if you attempted my trade (electrician.)

I pay people to do mindless work like electrician

 

[Omeletpants]

Hammer tossers wouldn’t waste their money on it. We can afford it just don’t want it......do any doxxing lately?

If you arent smart enough to go to the University of CHicago, then be a carpenter

 

[dweebs19]

depends on how floppy it is. I don't like that NY style floppy pizza that you have to fold. I know this will be blasphemous, but I like Dominos thin crust. lol. flame away

 

[ytsejam]

Floppy pizza ain't slappy.

 

[ytsejam]

What you like on slappy pizza?

I've been on a kick lately for double order of sausage with green olives.
Or sometimes I like sausage, green olives and bacon. Or Canadian bacon if I feel like eating ethnic food.
Why the slappiest pizza places don't open until 4? I can't order slappy pizza and pick up on my way home from work.
Assholes! Casey's ain't got no green olives. Pizza hut open early but they're not slappy.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

What you like on slappy pizza?

I've been on a kick lately for double order of sausage with green olives.
Or sometimes I like sausage, green olives and bacon. Or Canadian bacon if I feel like eating ethnic food.
Why the slappiest pizza places don't open until 4? I can't order slappy pizza and pick up on my way home from work.
Assholes! Casey's ain't got no green olives. Pizza hut open early but they're not slappy.

Truthfully, I'm really just a classic guy when it comes to pizza. Pepperoni or Sausage mostly, but canadian bacon secretly slaps.

 

[ytsejam]

That's good too.

 

[MDB111™]

bacon onion thin crust slips so hard as af

 

[Hawkeye OG]

bacon onion thin crust slips so hard as af

damn that sounds fire

 

[JimAKABlkhwks918]

I pay people to do mindless work like electrician

Again, "mindless" says the guy who can't trim hedges without chopping his fingers off...you do realize that the only one you're insulting is yourself, right?

 

[ytsejam]

Probably like dicks and assholes on his pizza too.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Probably like dicks and assholes on his pizza too.

and stuffed crust

 

[ytsejam]

Stuffed full of dicks

 

[Parade_Rain]

I love what is being referred to here as "thin crust" to differentiate from deep dish. Or what I would simple think of as "normal pizza".

Here in St. Louis. the crust is so thin, and the pizza so "nothing" that it has a different meaning.

I agree, "normal pizza" rocks. (Or "slaps" - what the hell is that about?)

Imo's sucks ballz. There is a wood-fired pizza joint over the river in Edwardsville that's pretty good.

Not sure about "slaps". I think "lit" works a little better, but thin crust pizza is super gucci.

 

[ytsejam]

Pizza can be grolck as **** if you get it from the wrong place.
Don't slap worth a blumple.