Updates to the Kane situation

Is #88 a Dumpster Fire?


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Samurai

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I wonder why Kobe Bryant was arrested so soon after the medical exams for both (2 days). Was she bruised up? There must have been other physical evidence unless they got the rape kit back overnight.

Although he wasn't formally charged until 15 days after.

Her vagoo was a tad...loose.







...and he left his car keys in there. And his phone. :X
 

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Yeah but this is a Patrick Kane rape kit.... surely it goes to the front of the line, right?

Maybe; maybe not. Maybe the state medical examiner says, "**** that. No special treatment." Or maybe she says, "Let's end this shit sooner rather than later." Who knows?



Someone else mentioned the Kobe Bryant case and asked why that moved so quickly. No idea, but I suppose it could be because investigators believed they had enough external factors and additional evidence for probable cause and forward to the prosecutor without waiting for tests to fully get back. Generally speaking, once you arrest someone, the evidence-gathering is supposed to be complete. It would make sense in a case where you might not believe there's enough evidence yet for a conviction to wait for test results to get back before filing paperwork to the prosecutor and before the prosecutor wants to stick his neck out by filing official charges.

Of course, this is all conjecture and I'm not familiar with Colorado or New York law.
 

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I think Samurai preobably hit the railroad spike on the head regarding why Kobe was arrested so fast...
 

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I think Samurai preobably hit the railroad spike on the head regarding why Kobe was arrested so fast...

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I'm not sure I'd want that google search on my browser history. "How do rape kits work?"
 

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I'm not sure I'd want that google search on my browser history. "How do rape kits work?"

Yeah, go in private browsing mode for dat one
 

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I'm not sure I'd want that google search on my browser history. "How do rape kits work?"

I have a pretty good alibi as all I'd have to do is show the Feds this forum and my posts and they would probably agree that due to the stupidity going around in here I would have needed to search that in order to provide information.

Then they'd probably ask why I would want to discuss this with so many fucking morons...

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I have a pretty good alibi as all I'd have to do is show the Feds this forum and my posts and they would probably agree that due to the stupidity going around in here I would have needed to search that in order to provide information.

Then they'd probably ask why I would want to discuss this with so many fucking morons...

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That's kind of what Pete Townsend used in defensive of them findings child porn on his computer. It was "research" for a discussion group he participated in or something like that.
 

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That's kind of what Pete Townsend used in defensive of them findings child porn on his computer. It was "research" for a discussion group he participated in or something like that.

Well... Their not going to find anything like that on my computer, cause that doesn't exist.


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That's kind of what Pete Townsend used in defensive of them findings child porn on his computer. It was "research" for a discussion group he participated in or something like that.

Actually, he hired Johnny Cochran, who successfully used the Chewbacca defense.

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Funny how Kobe & rape have come up in this thread....because he's been raping the Lakers organization for a few years now
 

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hate to kill the conversation, but the goal is already tainted by the person who took the puck.


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The real question here is even with a rape kit do they have his DNA for a comparison, and with no charges I don't think they can compel him to supply it, so has he given it willingly. I don't think there is any reason to supply it without charges which could be another reason for a slowdown maybe. All speculation on my part but I wonder how that works. It's not like TV where they give him some water at the station then send the cup to the lab.
 

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New SI article that says to hurry up and wait. Offering no new facts, at least they got to write "Kane" and "rape" in the same sentence 100 more times, including the big headline. Oh, and a lot of speculation on how she could sue Kane if no charges are filed.

Interesting that they say the scratch mark on the accuser's leg was "large". That wasn't initially reported, just "scratch marks". Commenters calling them out, wonder if they assumed or that's new. I guess if they edit soon, we'll know.

http://www.si.com/nhl/2015/08/21/patrick-kane-rape-case-investigation
 

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New SI article that says to hurry up and wait. Offering no new facts, at least they got to write "Kane" and "rape" in the same sentence 100 more times, including the big headline. Oh, and a lot of speculation on how she could sue Kane if no charges are filed.

Interesting that they say the scratch mark on the accuser's leg was "large". That wasn't initially reported, just "scratch marks". Commenters calling them out, wonder if they assumed or that's new. I guess if they edit soon, we'll know.

http://www.si.com/nhl/2015/08/21/patrick-kane-rape-case-investigation

Do you set your bedside alarm clock to kane:rape a.m.?
 
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