Velentines gifts ideas

[Hbkrusso]

BearsBud could deliver your significant other a special valentines day present

that actually isn't a bad idea she would shit her pants if I got her a stripper graham or some such cool shit

 

[Omeletpants]

that actually isn't a bad idea she would shit her pants if I got her a stripper graham or some such cool shit

Nothing cooler than seeing BearsBud man junk in it's petrified state

 

[Nail Polish]

Petrified=hard

Ommy's junk=limp

 

[HeHateMe]

People talking about their hard cocks to other dudes... Inb4 Bear Pride.

 

[Hbkrusso]

People talking about their hard cocks to other dudes... Inb4 Bear Pride.

lol

 

[Hbkrusso]

i'd mention time for ditkas perm to come in and talk about his blue veined yule log but im scared he will come in dislike me and call me *** names again

 

[Omeletpants]

Petrified=hard

Ommy's junk=limp

Petrified = dead for many years

 

[Nail Polish]

Petrified = dead for many years

Then how do you post?

 

[WCL]

Sorry but I showed this to my wife and she was not impressed. Walked away talking about we're all fucking children.

That's a lofty accusation. I don't think there's a single one of us who fucks children.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

That's a lofty accusation. I don't think there's a single one of us who fucks children.

Don't be so sure now that TCD is here.

 

[BringBackDitka54]

Back on track OP:

I've been seeing this chick from one of my classes for about a week. She's pretty hot, and she seems really into me, so I want this to work out. I was planning on taking her to Rosebud on Taylor Street for Valentine's Day dinner. This girl has pretty expensive tastes, so I figure taking her to a place like Rosebud will get me laid by the end of the night. Any extra advice would be much appreciated though.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Back on track OP:

I've been seeing this chick from one of my classes for about a week. She's pretty hot, and she seems really into me, so I want this to work out. I was planning on taking her to Rosebud on Taylor Street for Valentine's Day dinner. This girl has pretty expensive tastes, so I figure taking her to a place like Rosebud will get me laid by the end of the night. Any extra advice would be much appreciated though.

Ask despbro. He can also give you tips on how to sneak girls into your parents house after dinner.

 

[Omeletpants]

Back on track OP:

I've been seeing this chick from one of my classes for about a week. She's pretty hot, and she seems really into me, so I want this to work out. I was planning on taking her to Rosebud on Taylor Street for Valentine's Day dinner. This girl has pretty expensive tastes, so I figure taking her to a place like Rosebud will get me laid by the end of the night. Any extra advice would be much appreciated though.

Scheming a dinner to get laid. Sad.

 

[BringBackDitka54]

Scheming a dinner to get laid. Sad.

It's been a while since you were in college.

 

[TCD]

Don't be so sure now that TCD is here.

Once i pass the pope exam no ones children are safe.

 

[Unannounced Fart]

Back on track OP:

I've been seeing this chick from one of my classes for about a week. She's pretty hot, and she seems really into me, so I want this to work out. I was planning on taking her to Rosebud on Taylor Street for Valentine's Day dinner. This girl has pretty expensive tastes, so I figure taking her to a place like Rosebud will get me laid by the end of the night. Any extra advice would be much appreciated though.

Bill Cosby has a tip:

[video=youtube;BiD4N-72Kvg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiD4N-72Kvg[/video]

 

[BringBackDitka54]

Bill Cosby has a tip:

[video=youtube;BiD4N-72Kvg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiD4N-72Kvg[/video]

hahahah Cosby's innocent man.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

Back on track OP:

I've been seeing this chick from one of my classes for about a week. She's pretty hot, and she seems really into me, so I want this to work out. I was planning on taking her to Rosebud on Taylor Street for Valentine's Day dinner. This girl has pretty expensive tastes, so I figure taking her to a place like Rosebud will get me laid by the end of the night. Any extra advice would be much appreciated though.

LOL. Asking advice on a Bears message board on how to get laid.

 

[HeHateMe]

Back on track OP:

I've been seeing this chick from one of my classes for about a week. She's pretty hot, and she seems really into me, so I want this to work out. I was planning on taking her to Rosebud on Taylor Street for Valentine's Day dinner. This girl has pretty expensive tastes, so I figure taking her to a place like Rosebud will get me laid by the end of the night. Any extra advice would be much appreciated though.

Is she white?

 

[Omeletpants]

It's been a while since you were in college.

It's this simple: Eat this quarter pounder with cheese the whip it to me, *****.