Velentines gifts ideas

[TCD]

Ohhhhh no a girl with expensive tastes.


What the **** are you thinking?!?! The puntang aint worth it my friend no matter how large her mamies are.

You gotta find a skirt who will show you her axe wound for a madonalds happy meal.

 

[Hbkrusso]

Back on track OP:

I've been seeing this chick from one of my classes for about a week. She's pretty hot, and she seems really into me, so I want this to work out. I was planning on taking her to Rosebud on Taylor Street for Valentine's Day dinner. This girl has pretty expensive tastes, so I figure taking her to a place like Rosebud will get me laid by the end of the night. Any extra advice would be much appreciated though.

don't just do the dinner find somewhere else that's top notch to take her for drinks and shit maybe even a bit of dancing after. and if its someone ya wanna go after long haul don't go after the snatch aggressively unless she makes it pretty obvious she wants the d

 

[Hbkrusso]

just my two cents. but what the **** do I know really my best move is to hang my **** over the top of my pants and ask if they wanna see my new belt buckle I won at the rodeo

 

[Nail Polish]

Back on track OP:

I've been seeing this chick from one of my classes for about a week. She's pretty hot, and she seems really into me, so I want this to work out. I was planning on taking her to Rosebud on Taylor Street for Valentine's Day dinner. This girl has pretty expensive tastes, so I figure taking her to a place like Rosebud will get me laid by the end of the night. Any extra advice would be much appreciated though.

Every woman on the planet thinks her pussy is the best there is. She cant fathom that every man wouldnt wanna **** her silly....Therefore, if you can swing it, act like your not even interested in getting laid...Talk to her about everything else, but never act like youre gonna put the moves on her. Treat her like a sister..


By the 3rd date, she will be so bewildered, she will just about rape your ass.. Then, your set for as long as ya want.

This strategy worked for me several times over the years.

Now, if she lays it on you from the get go...Then by all means hit it..But if she is known to be hard to get, then use my strategy

 

[HeHateMe]

 

[Nail Polish]

:yep: Right on cue..Only took 2 minutes

 

[Omeletpants]

Every woman on the planet thinks her pussy is the best there is. She cant fathom that every man wouldnt wanna **** her silly....Therefore, if you can swing it, act like your not even interested in getting laid...Talk to her about everything else, but never act like youre gonna put the moves on her. Treat her like a sister..


By the 3rd date, she will be so bewildered, she will just about rape your ass.. Then, your set for as long as ya want.

This strategy worked for me several times over the years.

Now, if she lays it on you from the get go...Then by all means hit it..But if she is known to be hard to get, then use my strategy

Then you party like it's 1899?

 

[HeHateMe]

Then you party like it's 1899?

:lmao:

 

[Nail Polish]

Then you party like it's 1899?

hahahaha...you would know

Gotta admit, that was funny Ommy

 

[Hbkrusso]

 

[Heidenlarm]

http://images.bedroompleasures.co.uk/alias-vibrating-strap-on-purple_med.jpg

 

[Nail Polish]

Thats purple..You a Vikes fan?

 

[Hbkrusso]

http://images.bedroompleasures.co.uk/alias-vibrating-strap-on-purple_med.jpg

that wouldn't be a gift for her it would be a nightmare for me.

 

[Hbkrusso]

next thing id know she would be paying me back for all the times ive woken her up with the mushroom kiss

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

http://images.bedroompleasures.co.uk/alias-vibrating-strap-on-purple_med.jpg

Think that's what Pegger got last year.

 

[Heidenlarm]

Alright, I'll be serious here (and it might come off gayer than the strap-on joke) but uh make her something? Handmade jewelry box or something like that.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

Alright, I'll be serious here (and it might come off gayer than the strap-on joke) but uh make her something? Handmade jewelry box or something like that.

I make a facial cream for da Mrs.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

that wouldn't be a gift for her it would be a nightmare for me.

Hmm... I always figured pegging would be your thing. :shrug:

 

[Hbkrusso]

no thx never had any *** urges if id had though I woulda explored them. ive never understood like why a *** person would be in the closet to start with ive always been the type of person I am who I am and if ya don't like it then **** you.

I find it odd someone would even hide something like that about themselves. im a redneck beer swilling hillbilly but if one of my sons told me he was a queerbob id expect him to be the best queerbob he could be and not be a pussy and hide who he is

 

[Nail Polish]

lmao queerbob