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no thx never had any *** urges if id had though I woulda explored them. ive never understood like why a *** person would be in the closet to start with ive always been the type of person I am who I am and if ya don't like it then **** you.

I find it odd someone would even hide something like that about themselves. im a redneck beer swilling hillbilly but if one of my sons told me he was a queerbob id expect him to be the best queerbob he could be and not be a pussy and hide who he is


Thats what bugs me about Rodgers..No one cares if he is ***, but hiding it makes people wanna bust on him about it
 

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Thats what bugs me about Rodgers..No one cares if he is ***, but hiding it makes people wanna bust on him about it
Stop with the Rodgers is *** shit. Thought you would have grown out of that 70 years ago when you were in grade school

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Ommy..Its OK..You can come out too



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Just cause Rodgers nuzzled one woman, doesnt discount the 300 or so cocks hes sucked over the years
 
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In all seriousness Valentines day is shit. My wife and I haven't exchanged gifts in years. It's about as bullshit a commercial holiday as there is.
 

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In all seriousness Valentines day is shit. My wife and I haven't exchanged gifts in years. It's about as bullshit a commercial holiday as there is.

Pretty much. Last time I celebrated it was probably like 2007. Just went out to eat with the gal I was dating at the time, no gifts. Actually I broke up with her that night now that I think of it.
 

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Pretty much. Last time I celebrated it was probably like 2007. Just went out to eat with the gal I was dating at the time, no gifts. Actually I broke up with her that night now that I think of it.

Happy Valentines Day honey...BTW..**** Off, hit the road....lmao
 

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Back on track OP:

I've been seeing this chick from one of my classes for about a week. She's pretty hot, and she seems really into me, so I want this to work out. I was planning on taking her to Rosebud on Taylor Street for Valentine's Day dinner. This girl has pretty expensive tastes, so I figure taking her to a place like Rosebud will get me laid by the end of the night. Any extra advice would be much appreciated though.

Have something planned for before or after dinner too. Like dancing or some shit. What ever happens, don't ask her "what do you want to do tonight"?

Have that shit planned and ready to go.
 

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no thx never had any *** urges if id had though I woulda explored them. ive never understood like why a *** person would be in the closet to start with ive always been the type of person I am who I am and if ya don't like it then **** you.

I find it odd someone would even hide something like that about themselves. im a redneck beer swilling hillbilly but if one of my sons told me he was a queerbob id expect him to be the best queerbob he could be and not be a pussy and hide who he is

butt play doesn't make you *** dude.
 

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Never, never ask a woman what she wants to do..You're setting yourself up the the answer that no man wants to hear...

"Ooooh..There is this new jewelry store I want to take a look at"



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Its like you're some kind of idiot sitcom character or some shit. Or maybe you just watched so much shitty tv, you think thats how the world really works.
 

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Its like you're some kind of idiot sitcom character or some shit. Or maybe you just watched so much shitty tv, you think thats how the world really works.


In the hetero world..YES/MAYBE, depending on the person involved

In your world?..I dont know, and wont begin to guess
 

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butt play doesn't make you *** dude.

^this. Nothing you do with your wife is ***. It has to be with another guy. And even then, its not *** if you just experiment once or 7 times.
 

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Its like you're some kind of idiot sitcom character or some shit. Or maybe you just watched so much shitty tv, you think thats how the world really works.

Sometimes i think it's a troll, but thats just cuz i never been trolled.
 

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So I asked my wife what her perfect valentines gift was and she told me she wanted me to feed the girls breakfast and let her sleep as late as she wants.
 

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Have something planned for before or after dinner too. Like dancing or some shit. What ever happens, don't ask her "what do you want to do tonight"?

Have that shit planned and ready to go.

Yeah she's really into 50 Shades of Grey, and that movie comes out Friday I found out.
 

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No! NO! No movies on romantic date night!! Buy some tickets for another night as a gift or some shit if you want. But just say no to going to theaters if you trying to have some romance. You need some shit where you are interacting with each other. Like salsa night at a latin bar or some shit. Or laser tag or some shit if that is your style. But you don't wanna be sitting in silence for 2 hours.
 

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No! NO! No movies on romantic date night!! Buy some tickets for another night as a gift or some shit if you want. But just say no to going to theaters if you trying to have some romance. You need some shit where you are interacting with each other. Like salsa night at a latin bar or some shit. Or laser tag or some shit if that is your style. But you don't wanna be sitting in silence for 2 hours.
I do a lot of yelling and cheering at movies. If it's a slasher movie I yell that they shouldnt go in the basement
 

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