Velentines gifts ideas

[BaBaBlacksheep]

No! NO! No movies on romantic date night!! Buy some tickets for another night as a gift or some shit if you want. But just say no to going to theaters if you trying to have some romance. You need some shit where you are interacting with each other. Like salsa night at a latin bar or some shit. Or laser tag or some shit if that is your style. But you don't wanna be sitting in silence for 2 hours.

You never got any action in a movie?

 

[Hbkrusso]

You never got any action in a movie?

someone never learned the old **** through the bottom of the popcorn container trick

 

[BringBackDitka54]

You never got any action in a movie?

Exactly what I was thinking. I'll be talking to her the whole night except for the two hour movie. And seeing 50 Shades of Grey is something she's been looking forward to for months.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

My wife's birthday is on Valentine's Day.
I made sure to punch her mom in the pussy.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

Exactly what I was thinking. I'll be talking to her the whole night except for the two hour movie. And seeing 50 Shades of Grey is something she's been looking forward to for months.

If she doesn't get horny after watching two hours of soft porn like that then it ain't ever happening.

 

[brett05]

We're doing white castles with the kids. Made our reservations on Jan 2.

 

[Unannounced Fart]

My friend and his sister were both born on November 14 (a few years apart). If you do the math, that's 9 months after Valentine's Day. So they came to the conclusion that their parents only banged on Valentine's Day. lol