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Well... The world is now ending on October 21st...
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WOW!, Vancouver BC just went under!.....and that was it it stopped!
In all seriousness, I come from a family with an uncle whom is an Arch bishop and a family of church. I have studied the bible and know sayings. The bible explains saying in a way where you have understand not by what it is saying but the meaning behind it. Jesus clearly says there will be many false profits that will come preaching in my name and don't believe in this and don't follow them. My coming will be like a theif in the night when you least expect it. Now many people try to become hotshots and try to make a name for them selves, by trying to predict something that is not in the realm of possibility. I have asked these same questions to my uncle the Bishop, whom I have to say I hold so much respect for what he has done and studied. I have asked him about if there is a day. He told me that God did not put you on earth to worry about that. Live your life at its fullest, be good and believe in what you were taught, because you don't know when its over. Then after he said that months later it hit me on what he was saying and put the saying from the bible together that said I will come like a theif in the night....In my opinion it means you don't know when you will pass away, die. Passing away is something no one can predict, it can happen at anytime. Prior to may 21, do you know how many others have predicted the end....I would not have any room in here with all the dates and names.
Live life at its fullest everyone...because thats all you have to hold on too.
In all seriousness, I come from a family with an uncle whom is an Arch bishop and a family of church. I have studied the bible and know sayings. The bible explains saying in a way where you have understand not by what it is saying but the meaning behind it. Jesus clearly says there will be many false profits that will come preaching in my name and don't believe in this and don't follow them. My coming will be like a theif in the night when you least expect it. Now many people try to become hotshots and try to make a name for them selves, by trying to predict something that is not in the realm of possibility. I have asked these same questions to my uncle the Bishop, whom I have to say I hold so much respect for what he has done and studied. I have asked him about if there is a day. He told me that God did not put you on earth to worry about that. Live your life at its fullest, be good and believe in what you were taught, because you don't know when its over. Then after he said that months later it hit me on what he was saying and put the saying from the bible together that said I will come like a theif in the night....In my opinion it means you don't know when you will pass away, die. Passing away is something no one can predict, it can happen at anytime. Prior to may 21, do you know how many others have predicted the end....I would not have any room in here with all the dates and names.
Live life at its fullest everyone...because thats all you have to hold on too.
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I heard an interview last night with a guy who has a "post rapture pet rescue" business.
SuckersClients pay him $130 for a 10 year guarantee that in case they are raptured, his company will rescue and take care of their pets.
He said his business now operates in 26 states.
Pets he is contracted to rescue are mostly dogs, lots of cats, one cockatoo, one parrot, and one horse.
He is an atheist so his clients don't have to worry about him being raptured.
I think it's fucking genius and gives frightened people some peace of mind.
He said his business now operates in 26 states.
Pets he is contracted to rescue are mostly dogs, lots of cats, one cockatoo, one parrot, and one horse.
He is an atheist so his clients don't have to worry about him being raptured.
I think it's fucking genius and gives frightened people some peace of mind.
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Its now 8.45am 22nd May here. The suns shining, birds are singing and the big fella still hasnt turned up for this bloody rapture!
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Jesus couldn't find his favourite shoes and called it off.
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Hahaha, call it what you want. That dude's no different than televangelist's selling their "blessed water" on TV. Not complaining, people deserve what they get if they buy into that kind of stuff.
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3 min to go CST. Should be plenty of time for the wife and I to get it on...well at least me.
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I'm on the East Coast and did not get raptured.
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Looks like there was no sinless person to rapture today. Maybe next time.
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So, I am guessing it is safe to go have a beer now?
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There was a volcano eruption (beyond my pants), in Iceland....so maybe he was quasi-correct.
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And 'this' is why many of us are left saying..."really? Come on...you can't really believe this stuff...really?"
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Damn.....nothing has happened anywhere......guess this means I HAVE to cut the grass today....shit.
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You obviously weren't at the flip flop sale at Old Navy yesterday.
I just heard I can get tornadoes and bad storms today so my rapture might be today.
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Well here we are ,still here. Damn, I guess I'll have to pay for my season tickets now.
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From a little band named Hurt:
In the life of the wrong a love lingered on,
Love lingered on to frustration.
And if our love is so wrong, what should we do alone?
Or am I just a picture in a photograph?
Why are we stuck in this pantomime fearing a god who died?
One who would not deny lovers?
And I don't care what they say, if what you need is your faith,
Then take a look at my face and know
That till your rapture falls to pieces
Until your rapture falls to pieces
Find in me the room to breathe,
Simple things like suffering
Life had gone this way
Life is gone this way
Still in the life of the wrong we all moved along
Another life evolved to gestation
And so we made our way with the mistake we made
But she was just a picture from a photograph
So she walked in the baby's room
Knowing what she should do leaves me in
Absolute horror
She put her hand on its lips and gave it
One last kiss
And sang some tune that went
Until your rapture falls to pieces
Till your rapture falls to pieces
Find in me the room to breathe,
Simple things like suffering
And I would and I would, destroy your god
Yes I would if I could destroy your god
Because you're born again
Until you're worn again,
Until your rapture falls to pieces
Till your rapture falls to pieces
Find in me the room to breathe,
Sinful things like suffering
Till your rapture falls to pieces
Till your rapture falls to pieces
But, if this must be, then burn with me
Anything
Just don't leave
So find in me the room to breathe
Sinful things like suffering
Till your rapture falls to pieces
She swore she heard the voice of Jesus
Telling her it was wrong to keep it
And one more thing, it looked like me
Back when it breathed
Rest in peace
Under the rapture comes to meet us
In the life of the wrong a love lingered on,
Love lingered on to frustration.
And if our love is so wrong, what should we do alone?
Or am I just a picture in a photograph?
Why are we stuck in this pantomime fearing a god who died?
One who would not deny lovers?
And I don't care what they say, if what you need is your faith,
Then take a look at my face and know
That till your rapture falls to pieces
Until your rapture falls to pieces
Find in me the room to breathe,
Simple things like suffering
Life had gone this way
Life is gone this way
Still in the life of the wrong we all moved along
Another life evolved to gestation
And so we made our way with the mistake we made
But she was just a picture from a photograph
So she walked in the baby's room
Knowing what she should do leaves me in
Absolute horror
She put her hand on its lips and gave it
One last kiss
And sang some tune that went
Until your rapture falls to pieces
Till your rapture falls to pieces
Find in me the room to breathe,
Simple things like suffering
And I would and I would, destroy your god
Yes I would if I could destroy your god
Because you're born again
Until you're worn again,
Until your rapture falls to pieces
Till your rapture falls to pieces
Find in me the room to breathe,
Sinful things like suffering
Till your rapture falls to pieces
Till your rapture falls to pieces
But, if this must be, then burn with me
Anything
Just don't leave
So find in me the room to breathe
Sinful things like suffering
Till your rapture falls to pieces
She swore she heard the voice of Jesus
Telling her it was wrong to keep it
And one more thing, it looked like me
Back when it breathed
Rest in peace
Under the rapture comes to meet us
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You make it sound like there were only a handful of people. There were thousands. This guy made over 80 million dollars in the last ten years through his Family Radio stations and 'church'. Were all of those 'donors' irrational?
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