I have always wondered what is so fascinating about the State of Illinois? Has to be one of the most boring places on earth to live. You got a teeny tiny little slice of lake Michigan (that's right it is called lake Michigan, not Lake Illinois), and other than that.......nothing. The one thing you grasp to about Chicago, is "Hey, it's not Detroit". LOL, while the rest of your state is pretty unimpressive, boring, and ho-hum. Like I give a flying fuck, I would never choose to live in a city like that in the first place.
Detoilet, Shitcago, Pukesburg, all the same to me. It's why I laugh so much when morons like you make fun of Detroit, as they are all the same in my book. But hey, congrats on Chicago being a slightly less offensive brand of stench.