Darnell Wright--Colossal Bust

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How much of your free time did you waste to crack this case?

Don't quit your shitty day job.

From my understanding, Montucky looks for bears laying along the road. I take trips to greater yellowstone to look for them on foot.

He probably wouldn't have the courage to hike in the areas I do.
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How much of your free time did you waste to crack this case?

Don't quit your shitty day job.

From my understanding, Montucky looks for bears laying along the road. I take trips to greater yellowstone to look for them on foot.

He probably wouldn't have the courage to hike in the areas I do.
Hiking flex? Srs?
 

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How much of your free time did you waste to crack this case?

Don't quit your shitty day job.

From my understanding, Montucky looks for bears laying along the road. I take trips to greater yellowstone to look for them on foot.

He probably wouldn't have the courage to hike in the areas I do.
how about i just buy your entire hiking area and then set it on fire? ask yourself if you think this is a bluff before you respond, because i assure you i am in the headspace to commit an act of environmental terror today
 

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how about i just buy your entire hiking area and then set it on fire? ask yourself if you think this is a bluff before you respond, because i assure you i am in the headspace to commit an act of environmental terror today
Will you hike it while it's burning though or are you too scared?
 

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🤣🤣🤣 Bunch of city/suburb dwellers who would get lost in the wilderness, and would shit their waist 38 pants if they saw a brown bear from 300 yards away, or heard wolves nearby, showing their faces in here.

You're the pussies I encounter in Alaska and Africa, who can finally afford to take a real trip at the age of 50 or 60, but stay on the tour buses, while I'm the one who actually gets off the camper bus to explore the backcountry in Denali.

There's a good reason your lives are boring as ****.
 
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I believe @Montucky has been away from the boards on safari, using his big-game hunting degree from SIU in the Balkans
Let's give @Montucky some credit here. He finally realized how shitty his takes are and stepped away, showing a bit of forced self awareness. Something @Mighty Joe Young is a long way from figuring out, even if he still doesn't know how a screen is run.
 

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🤣🤣🤣 Bunch of city/suburb dwellers who would get lost in the wilderness, and would shit their waist 38 pants if they saw a brown bear from 300 yards away, or heard wolves nearby, showing their faces in here.

You're the pussies I encounter in Alaska and Africa, who can finally afford to take a real trip at the age of 50 or 60, but stay on the tour buses, while I'm the one who actually gets off the camper bus to explore the backcountry in Denali.

There's a good reason your lives are boring as ****.

I'm amazed at the amount of people that have been inspired by Brokeback Mountain. Good for you, live the best you!
 

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