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Pet dogs are a delicacy in North Korea. Not sure about how good it is for you. Probably pretty lean and high in protein. Although it may do some damage to you emotionally.

Funny you should mention that. A friend of mine was in the army and stationed in Asia, somewhere that serves dog. The first few nights he heard someone beating a dog and didn't really think anything of it, just thought it had pooped on the carpet or something. He mentioned it to someone the next day and they said "They weren't beating it, they were tenderizing tomorrows lunch". He said he didn't get much sleep while he was there
 

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You would censor his peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

Hell, yeah I would. Some people have a peanut allergy and everyone knows jam is better than jelly.

Spartan is always trying to stir up trouble like that.
 

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I don't think I could eat dog, I'm too much of a sentimental pussy.

But I'd eat horse, horses are fucking stupid animals.
 

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Hell, yeah I would. Some people have a peanut allergy and everyone knows jam is better than jelly.

Spartan is always trying to stir up trouble like that.

God damn peanut allergy, trolling mother ******......
 

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I don't think I could eat dog, I'm too much of a sentimental pussy.

But I'd eat horse, horses are fucking stupid animals.

What about a unicorn? They are pretty much horses. But magical. And kind of ***. I'm wondering if you ate one if you would suffer some kind of negative karma for eating such a magnificent creature or...if you would absorb some of that unicorn magic and / or gayness. And if the latter, what is the ratio of magical to ***? Or is the karma having to absorb *** unicorn mojo, punishment enough to satisfy the universe's need for balance? And Are we talking "pull a rabbit out of a hat" magic or are we talking "make the Statue of Liberty" disappear level shit? As for the ***, are we taking Rock Hudson *** or Richard Simmons ***?

It's probably something to think about some more. Bookmarking this thread for later.
 
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I don't think I could eat dog, I'm too much of a sentimental pussy.

I'd eat one of my dogs if they even looked at me crossways, and they all know it too; except that they're old, meat's probably stringy, and I love them...

No, I'd eat them if I'm ever hungry, or having unexpected guests over for dinner and I'm in a pinch.

And I'm willing to bet we've all had some yummy kitty cat if we ever ate at a "chinese buffet off the interstate" on the way to Grandma's house. Meowyumm.
 

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Some buddies of mine went to work in Mexico(drilling rigs) and the locals fed them some burritos ... Lets just say they found out later it wasn't beef ...
 

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Some buddies of mine went to work in Mexico(drilling rigs) and the locals fed them some burritos ... Lets just say they found out later it wasn't beef ...

What was it? Was it something weird like Gila monster or creepy like someone's pets? And did they say it tasted good?
 

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Some buddies of mine went to work in Mexico(drilling rigs) and the locals fed them some burritos ... Lets just say they found out later it wasn't beef ...

My gf and I love Mexican. She really enjoys burritos, and I absolutely love tacos. Works out well.
 

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Mexican is all the same shit with a different shell. and I love it.
 

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What about a unicorn? They are pretty much horses. But magical. And kind of ***. I'm wondering if you ate one if you would suffer some kind of negative karma for eating such a magnificent creature or...if you would absorb some of that unicorn magic and / or gayness. And if the latter, what is the ratio of magical to ***? Or is the karma having to absorb *** unicorn mojo, punishment enough to satisfy the universe's need for balance? And Are we talking "pull a rabbit out of a hat" magic or are we talking "make the Statue of Liberty" disappear level shit? As for the ***, are we taking Rock Hudson *** or Richard Simmons ***?

It's probably something to think about some more. Bookmarking this thread for later.

So Rory ate a unicorn?
 

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What was it? Was it something weird like Gila monster or creepy like someone's pets? And did they say it tasted good?

Cat or dog, maybe both. They actually said it was really good, but they all threw up afterwards when they found out from another local it wasn't beef.
 

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I'm not sure if that's what he meant.
 

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What about a unicorn? They are pretty much horses. But magical. And kind of ***. I'm wondering if you ate one if you would suffer some kind of negative karma for eating such a magnificent creature or...if you would absorb some of that unicorn magic and / or gayness. And if the latter, what is the ratio of magical to ***? Or is the karma having to absorb *** unicorn mojo, punishment enough to satisfy the universe's need for balance? And Are we talking "pull a rabbit out of a hat" magic or are we talking "make the Statue of Liberty" disappear level shit? As for the ***, are we taking Rock Hudson *** or Richard Simmons ***?

It's probably something to think about some more. Bookmarking this thread for later.

:andruw:

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I've always been tempted to go to Japan and film myself eating some whale or dolphin then sending the video to PETA because...well...I guess I'm just that much of an asshole.
 

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grilled asparagus with olive oil and sea salt-

red potatoes cooked in butter-
 

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