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Girlfriends birthday this sunday..wants to go to a winery at noon.
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Jesus Christ, just go to the winery. It's a fucking football game.
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Go to the winery. Do something different you can both enjoy. It's her b'day FFS. There are a lot of better things in life than football.
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It has nothing to do with a football game.
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First it's the winery, next thing you know it's bed bath and beyond the home depot.
Bitches needs boundries.
Bitches needs boundries.
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More like bitches need a shock collar to keep them from crossing the fucking line.
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It's the Lions game, go to the winery. But do let her know you would like to watch the rest of the games this season.
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I think maybe we need a pic of the girlfriend to make a better recommendation as to how to handle this pickle you find yourself in.......
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Enroll in AA. Tell her that you read an article online and you realized that you're an alcoholic. If you go to the winery on Sunday, you'll relapse and it may cost you the love of your life. Tell her that you're skipping the winery in order to save the relationship.
On Monday, tell her that you're not an alcoholic, you don't remember saying any of that and that you must have been blacked out all week.
On Monday, tell her that you're not an alcoholic, you don't remember saying any of that and that you must have been blacked out all week.
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Saturday, my wife wanted to go to a movie. I told her "Notre Dame is on". She went shopping & came back after the Notre Dame game ended.
Sunday, she had an extra ticket to a play. I told her "The Bears are on". She got a girlfriend to go with her to the play. No problem. Of course, we've been married 22 years & I trained her long ago that when one of my favorite football teams are on, I'm not going anywhere, unless it's to bed & that'd better be during halftime. It's not like it's a year round thing, as I'm not interested in basketball or baseball, so I'm free during those seasons. You just gotta train 'em right early on, that's all.
Sunday, she had an extra ticket to a play. I told her "The Bears are on". She got a girlfriend to go with her to the play. No problem. Of course, we've been married 22 years & I trained her long ago that when one of my favorite football teams are on, I'm not going anywhere, unless it's to bed & that'd better be during halftime. It's not like it's a year round thing, as I'm not interested in basketball or baseball, so I'm free during those seasons. You just gotta train 'em right early on, that's all.
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Great minds brother. Great minds.
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The other important thing here that hasn't been mentioned is keep her fucking friends happy. As long as you are on good terms with her friends then when shit like this happens and she goes running to her friends, they will back you up on this and she can just do some shit with them until the Bears are over.
The other added benefit of this is that if her friends are hot and things don't work out with her then you already have the next potential GF prepped and nothing's better for sticking it to your ex than fucking one of her best friends. Of course, you need to make sure the broad isn't a Lorena Bobbit type as it's never good if a ***** cuts your dick off.
The other added benefit of this is that if her friends are hot and things don't work out with her then you already have the next potential GF prepped and nothing's better for sticking it to your ex than fucking one of her best friends. Of course, you need to make sure the broad isn't a Lorena Bobbit type as it's never good if a ***** cuts your dick off.
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I trained mine the same way in 3-4 years. She finally gets it plus it gives her some time to do things for herself.
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Tell her 47/50 of your board bros said not to go
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Always creeps me out when remy talks about "chics".
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But don't leave out the part that most of them are still posting from their parent's basement! :lol:
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And their girlfriend is Rosie Palms and her 5 fingers.
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If you have to ask advice from a sport message forum you are a putz. I really hope this was just for shits and giggles to see what kind of responses you would get. Be your own damn man.
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Edited - how the hell did this get to 6 pages when Windy provided the perfect answer on page 1?
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