Please allow me to give you some context, sport.
Can we pretend that you did but don't?
Just two days ago I was at the library checking out some books with my daughter when I walked past a pervert on a computer looking at porno like the one you posted on my wall. I dealt with the situation in a civil way and he was arrested. I am pleased that this person will no longer be tolerated for that sort of scumbaggery.
Awesome story.
You realize I give less than two shits? I'm sure you do. This is riveting..........please continue.
You could have made your attempt at shocking me through a pm,
So pming you porn is okay? Noted.
but did it in an inappropriate place
Those are usually the best places, in my opinion.
because you are either horrible at internet
Yes. I horrible at internets. Maybe someday you learn me.
or just a pervert like the old man at the library.
Oh, I'm far more perverted than that. Give me some credit.
I don't care about stitches for my snitches.
Is this prison lingo? I've never been.
If you have a problem being chastised for acting like a Special person and being generally unpleasant,
I will try to act more civilized like the other posters here.
By using hashtags and posting gifs instead of actual words.
take it up with the mods, they let you off easy like your mother.
Yes, but not you. No. You showed me. With that 24 hour ban but now I'm right back here posting again.
I've learned my lesson. Yes sir. I won't be trouble for you anymore.
Do I need to post this in a different font for you to understand the sarcasm and the fact I don't give a fuck what old men you see in the library and what you do with him when no one is looking?
I'm new at internets.